Yes. Yes it is.
Submitted by Saint on Tue, 03/22/2005 - 9:17pm. Wisdom
"Evil is a valid lifestyle choice."

--one of the dozen or so kids in a group at Denny's. Durango, CO.
Simon Says
Submitted by zytka on Mon, 03/21/2005 - 11:31pm. Wisdom
"It is illogical to stop because of a sign."
— my Italian instructor explaining why he wouldn't stop at intersections (Poppi, Italy)

This happened a few years ago, but I found the quote written down in an old notebook because I didn't want to forget it. This site seemed a good place to put it.
20 February 2004
Submitted by eve on Sun, 02/20/2005 - 1:33pm. Wisdom
"I'm not saying never. I'm just saying, until your job title is something like, 'Snoop's entourage member #6', you can't call them your cizzo-workas. "
--An exasperated guy talking on a cell phone at Andronico's.
What are we talking about here?
Submitted by zytka on Fri, 01/14/2005 - 1:38pm. Wisdom
"Most of your problems can be solved by remembering to do it faster, deeper and harder."
— my fire dancing instructor to another student (San Francisco, CA)
Yeah, who needs all that honesty?
Submitted by Fat Paul on Thu, 01/13/2005 - 9:46am. Wisdom
"As a friend, you should be able to say what's on your mind and be honest, and I hate that."

-A female coworker, talking on the phone.
Rocket Man
Submitted by spike_vicious on Wed, 01/12/2005 - 6:49am. Wisdom
A rocket scietist couldn't play guitar, I could

- guy sitting across from me at work
Love, Love Me Do
Submitted by zytka on Sat, 01/08/2005 - 6:12pm. Wisdom
"I think I go with 'god' and 'baby' and 'yes' kind of stuff, rather than actual names, you know?"
"That's certainly safest, isn't it? I mean you don't want to be gasping out 'Oh, BLUTO!' when you're with Popeye, know what I mean?"
— two women speaking about sex (Miami, FL)
My baby sister
Submitted by Mori on Wed, 12/22/2004 - 9:26pm. Wisdom
"I don't get it, how do they decide who gets a fine and who gets arrested? Like is removing shopping carts a fine, but removing shopping carts an arrest?"
Bah, humbug
Submitted by steff on Wed, 12/22/2004 - 8:25am. Wisdom
"i'm not getting him anything! there's too much to choose from! besides, i'm jealous. we didn't have all this cool stuff when I was a kid."

"me, neither."

"let's just find the legos."

"um... you might want to stick with lincoln logs. trust me."

- two 40ish men in a toy department in ottumwa, iowa... one of whom has clearly shopped for 'just legos' recently.
Beware, miscreants!
Submitted by Intelligirly on Mon, 12/13/2004 - 2:47pm. Wisdom
"Only he whose deeds are evil is afraid of Christmas."
--Our (Steff and I) mother, once again proving the apple doesn't fall far from the completely random tree. Ahh, genetics.