July 16, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 07/25/2004 - 11:15am. Wisdom
"Brownies are good for you when they're cold."
~A girl protesting the cooling of brownies
23 Jul 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/23/2004 - 1:16am. Wisdom
"I was in a band where we had a rule, all guitar or drum solos had to be at least one cigarette long... And I didn't even smoke."
--A guy standing outside Taqueria Cancun
Ugly Boyfriends
Submitted by meera on Mon, 07/12/2004 - 10:35pm. Wisdom
Girl: ...i mean it's not like a want an UGLY boyfriend, but STILL!!!!
~ walking to class with her friend at Berkeley. yeah, those hottie boyfriends just aren't in style no more.
Driving Lesson
Submitted by meera on Wed, 06/30/2004 - 3:06am. Wisdom
Passenger: You should slow down and turn right. [Pause]. I meant left.
Driver: I'm sorry, but I doubt I should take advice from a twenty-year-old sitting in a carseat.
~ jeep grand cherokee car riders in San Jose
June 18, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 06/23/2004 - 12:33pm. Wisdom
"Your stomach hurts? And you haven't eaten anything? Eat something and it'll go away. If that doesn't work, rub your stomach and if THAT doesn't work, eat something AND rub your stomach."
~Guy talking to another guy in the hall
"oh, yeah... and say a prayer."
Submitted by steff on Fri, 04/30/2004 - 12:03am. Wisdom
"confidence is that feeling you get right before you really understand the problem."

-a church sign in iowa

this is from the same church that brought us "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
The loudness of your modem may vary...
Submitted by nerdgrrl on Sat, 04/17/2004 - 8:38pm. Wisdom
"...and when that debate was going on, we all had our modems turned up as high as they could go!"

- CEO at annual donor luncheon
March 21, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 03/21/2004 - 11:13am. Wisdom
"Don't vampires put you in a trance or something?"
"That's why you shouldn't smoke."
~Me and my sister. I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.
Wisdom from a 9 year old
Submitted by barb on Tue, 02/24/2004 - 12:19pm. Wisdom
"There are a lot of crazy people in this world, Alyssa. Don't grow up to be one of them."

Aaron, 9 to Alyssa, 7 - back seat of the car, 1997
Good night...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 02/10/2004 - 11:23pm. Wisdom
"'Good night, honey bun'? Oh *seriously*..."
- girl in Tiki