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July 16, 2004
Wisdom
"Brownies are good for you when they're cold."
~A girl protesting the cooling of brownies
~A girl protesting the cooling of brownies
23 Jul 2004
Wisdom
"I was in a band where we had a rule, all guitar or drum solos had to be at least one cigarette long... And I didn't even smoke."
--A guy standing outside Taqueria Cancun
--A guy standing outside Taqueria Cancun
Ugly Boyfriends
Wisdom
Girl: ...i mean it's not like a want an UGLY boyfriend, but STILL!!!!
~ walking to class with her friend at Berkeley. yeah, those hottie boyfriends just aren't in style no more.
Driving Lesson
Wisdom
Passenger: You should slow down and turn right. [Pause]. I meant left.
Driver: I'm sorry, but I doubt I should take advice from a twenty-year-old sitting in a carseat.~ jeep grand cherokee car riders in San Jose
Driver: I'm sorry, but I doubt I should take advice from a twenty-year-old sitting in a carseat.
June 18, 2004
Wisdom
"Your stomach hurts? And you haven't eaten anything? Eat something and it'll go away. If that doesn't work, rub your stomach and if THAT doesn't work, eat something AND rub your stomach."
~Guy talking to another guy in the hall
~Guy talking to another guy in the hall
"oh, yeah... and say a prayer."
Wisdom
"confidence is that feeling you get right before you really understand the problem."
-a church sign in iowa
this is from the same church that brought us "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
-a church sign in iowa
this is from the same church that brought us "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
The loudness of your modem may vary...
Wisdom
"...and when that debate was going on, we all had our modems turned up as high as they could go!"
- CEO at annual donor luncheon
- CEO at annual donor luncheon
March 21, 2004
Wisdom
"Don't vampires put you in a trance or something?"
"That's why you shouldn't smoke."
~Me and my sister. I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.
"That's why you shouldn't smoke."
~Me and my sister. I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.
Wisdom from a 9 year old
Wisdom
"There are a lot of crazy people in this world, Alyssa. Don't grow up to be one of them."
Aaron, 9 to Alyssa, 7 - back seat of the car, 1997
Aaron, 9 to Alyssa, 7 - back seat of the car, 1997