-I found this in a notebook and could not stop laughing... This is a convo I wrote down that happened between 2 friends of mine during the Bush/Kerry election.-

Ananda: "Well, you can't spell Bush without the BS!"
Kristin: "Oh, yeah, well... You can't spell Kerry without the KY...*stalls* As in... Kill Yourself...*stalls* As in... If you vote for him! Yeah!"

-I am so glad I was there for that... The look on Kristin's face was priceless as she struggled to make sense! (and she still didn't!)

"You live around 400 South, right?"

"Yeah. Don't drive by."

I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:

"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."

- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana

"Yes, but you can't really navigate based solely on spite."
--A woman talking on a cell phone at Whole Foods

Me: *sigh* life is dull!
Rabbi Rivzy: i kno i was just sketching stuff...like lions and things...lions r cool
Me: yeah... grr... lions...

-An AOL convo between me and the Rabbi (memo: NOT a real Rabbi! Just a friend who wants to convert to Judism!)

"What do you know about Pirates?"
My Dad: "Um, they're eccentric, they like to have a good time, and they use the letter 'R' a lot! What is there to know?"

-My dad talking to his friend.

A man on the mobile:

Yes, she got teeth now, two lovely teeth.

2nd February 2004

Wood St Station, Walthamstow E17

Sarah: Jenna, do you know what the biggest sex organ in your body is?
Jenna: Um....the brain?
Sarah: Yep, I learned that in psychology today.
Jenna: Well it's a good thing, cause i've got a BIG brain.....

"I've drank to so many other people's good healths that I have ruined my own ... "

--So said the old Scottish man at the sports bar while talking to a young lady.

“If you go through life judging the hotness of reality show contestants, you’ll never get any satisfaction.” - guy who sits ahead of me in my French class, to me, after he heard me commenting on the, um, more aesthetic aspects of some of the new Survivor contestants.

"Evil is a valid lifestyle choice."

--one of the dozen or so kids in a group at Denny's. Durango, CO.