Epoch, turning point, freaked out beyond belief
Submitted by Intelligirly on Tue, 01/18/2005 - 7:41am. News
I, umm...I just quit my job. !!!!!!!

Scared to death and want to sing, "Free at last, free at last...Thank God Almighty, I am free at last!" Which seems terribly appropriate, come to think of it, considering what yesterday was.
Submitted by Intelligirly on Wed, 12/15/2004 - 8:37am. Beautiful
Ahh, bliss. Today is my birthday. I'm younger than Steff, but older than...hmmm..who am I older than on here? Eve!! I'm older than Eve.

I love my birthday! Also the birthday of Beethoven, Jane Austen and the Boston Tea Party.

I'd like snow, please!

This doesn't fit, but I just wanted to throw it in somewhere. I'm overhearing myself, does that count?
Beware, miscreants!
Submitted by Intelligirly on Mon, 12/13/2004 - 2:47pm. Wisdom
"Only he whose deeds are evil is afraid of Christmas."
--Our (Steff and I) mother, once again proving the apple doesn't fall far from the completely random tree. Ahh, genetics.
Scanners are fun!
Submitted by Intelligirly on Tue, 06/29/2004 - 8:08am. Um...
"Call City Hall. You need to talk to Jean about a ... burning problem."

Heard over the scanner, complete with pause for thought on how to put the statement. Sounds rather personal to me.
In which I prove my worth
Submitted by Intelligirly on Tue, 02/17/2004 - 7:20am. Beautiful
Conversation between Steff and I: We were going through one of those question book thingies last night, and this question came up--"Would you like your spouse to be smarter and more attractive than you?"

Intelligirly: "Yes."
Steff: "Well, not way more. I mean don't want to look like a drooling idiot over here."
Intelligirly: "Well, way more attractive, by all means. But probably not way more smarter."

Orrrrr, maybe that would be a good thing. :D