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...Wise Beyond His Years...
Wisdom
\"Please, tell me! I\'ll understand! Please don\'t make me tell you what I know. My mind is a scary place!\"
-One of my best friend\'s (James) 11 year old cousins. My boyfriend whispered a kind of... Um... Off joke, and he REALLY wanted to know. Being reponsible adults *cough, cough* we didn\'t tell him.
\"You\'re a part of the family now? May God have mercy on your souls!\"
-That same cousin, named Steven, a bit later on that night in response to James telling my boyfriend, Sean, and me that we were part of the family now.
-One of my best friend\'s (James) 11 year old cousins. My boyfriend whispered a kind of... Um... Off joke, and he REALLY wanted to know. Being reponsible adults *cough, cough* we didn\'t tell him.
\"You\'re a part of the family now? May God have mercy on your souls!\"
-That same cousin, named Steven, a bit later on that night in response to James telling my boyfriend, Sean, and me that we were part of the family now.
Standard procedure
Wisdom
"Well, how did you create the batch before?"
"I don't know... it worked before. *pause* Let's blame Dave. He's not here today."
- my co-worker and the woman on speaker phone in his office
"I don't know... it worked before. *pause* Let's blame Dave. He's not here today."
- my co-worker and the woman on speaker phone in his office
During the Election...
Wisdom
-I found this in a notebook and could not stop laughing... This is a convo I wrote down that happened between 2 friends of mine during the Bush/Kerry election.-
Ananda: "Well, you can't spell Bush without the BS!"
Kristin: "Oh, yeah, well... You can't spell Kerry without the KY...*stalls* As in... Kill Yourself...*stalls* As in... If you vote for him! Yeah!"
-I am so glad I was there for that... The look on Kristin's face was priceless as she struggled to make sense! (and she still didn't!)
Ananda: "Well, you can't spell Bush without the BS!"
Kristin: "Oh, yeah, well... You can't spell Kerry without the KY...*stalls* As in... Kill Yourself...*stalls* As in... If you vote for him! Yeah!"
-I am so glad I was there for that... The look on Kristin's face was priceless as she struggled to make sense! (and she still didn't!)
Rural Indiana
Wisdom
"You live around 400 South, right?"
"Yeah. Don't drive by."
I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:
"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."
- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana
"Yeah. Don't drive by."
I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:
"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."
- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana
22 June 2005
Wisdom
"Yes, but you can't really navigate based solely on spite."
--A woman talking on a cell phone at Whole Foods
--A woman talking on a cell phone at Whole Foods
Lions
Wisdom
Me: *sigh* life is dull!
Rabbi Rivzy: i kno i was just sketching stuff...like lions and things...lions r cool
Me: yeah... grr... lions...
-An AOL convo between me and the Rabbi (memo: NOT a real Rabbi! Just a friend who wants to convert to Judism!)
Rabbi Rivzy: i kno i was just sketching stuff...like lions and things...lions r cool
Me: yeah... grr... lions...
-An AOL convo between me and the Rabbi (memo: NOT a real Rabbi! Just a friend who wants to convert to Judism!)
Pirates
Wisdom
"What do you know about Pirates?"
My Dad: "Um, they're eccentric, they like to have a good time, and they use the letter 'R' a lot! What is there to know?"
-My dad talking to his friend.
My Dad: "Um, they're eccentric, they like to have a good time, and they use the letter 'R' a lot! What is there to know?"
-My dad talking to his friend.
Proud Dad ?
Wisdom
A man on the mobile:
Yes, she got teeth now, two lovely teeth.
2nd February 2004
Wood St Station, Walthamstow E17
Yes, she got teeth now, two lovely teeth.
2nd February 2004
Wood St Station, Walthamstow E17
The brain...
Wisdom
Sarah: Jenna, do you know what the biggest sex organ in your body is?
Jenna: Um....the brain?
Sarah: Yep, I learned that in psychology today.
Jenna: Well it's a good thing, cause i've got a BIG brain.....
Jenna: Um....the brain?
Sarah: Yep, I learned that in psychology today.
Jenna: Well it's a good thing, cause i've got a BIG brain.....
At a Dallas sports bar
Wisdom
"I've drank to so many other people's good healths that I have ruined my own ... "
--So said the old Scottish man at the sports bar while talking to a young lady.