Election night
Submitted by zytka on Tue, 11/02/2004 - 7:36pm. Wisdom
"Florida, do not suck."
"You sucked enough last time."
"No shit. They owe us, damn it."
"You sucked last time and God smote you with hurricanes. Take a hint."
— three women watching the election results (Berkeley, CA)
Church Sign
Submitted by katiemariie on Wed, 10/27/2004 - 2:19pm. Wisdom
"Actions speak louder than bumper stickers."
--Church Sign in Chicago
Atkins, Eat Your Heart Out!!!
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Mon, 10/25/2004 - 6:03pm. Wisdom
"Do you think that if I only ate French Fries and water I'd loose weight?"

-A girl to her friend at my school. I would also like to point out that water is a liquid.
22 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 10/22/2004 - 7:58am. Wisdom
"I hate to say it, but have you considered transferring your affections to a team with less of a suck factor? "
"No, see, that's the problem. Once the local guys lose, then I automatically root for whoever's the underdog."
"Oh, so you're screwed by design, then. You should reconsider that. Might be a less frustrating experience."
--A girl and a guy at Andronico's
Submitted by Firegod on Wed, 10/06/2004 - 12:01am. Wisdom
"I don't need to play poker to get naked."

A guy in a group of people that hangs out outside where I work.
2 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/02/2004 - 12:02pm. Wisdom
"Well, wear clothes you can move in, and if you're going to wear pants, get a rubber band for the right cuff."
"Yeah, I was planning on wearing shorts, which solves that. But not boxer shorts. That's the wrong kind of able to move."
"You're never having children, you know that, right? Briefs supposedly impair that."
"Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad thing." *turning to walk off*
"That doesn't count as birth control!"
--A girl and a guy outside the Cheeseboard.


Yeah, I should post more. See previously cited problems of working too much and interacting with the non-work (and therefore quotable) world too little. Working on it, though, don't give up on In Passing just yet...
A true pearl of wisom
Submitted by OneGoodWoman on Sun, 08/22/2004 - 7:02pm. Wisdom
"Then he said he felt he was God's gift to the world. And I told him 'honey, everybody is God's gift to the world. It just depends what you do with your gift.'"

Girl on cellphone in Hancock's fabric store.
Simple things
Submitted by zytka on Sun, 08/15/2004 - 2:40am. Wisdom
"Breathe up, not out."
— Renaissance Faire merchant to a woman she was lacing into a tight bodice (Novato, CA)
July 22, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 07/27/2004 - 8:53am. Wisdom
"It's a good thing I'm wearing this, because if I wasn't, I'd be wearing something else."
~A very logical girl walking out the front door
July 22, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Mon, 07/26/2004 - 5:53pm. Wisdom
"If there's a line on your hand, it's a spider bite and the poison is flooding into your heart. You might want to go to the doctor."
~A girl at the dining table, reacting to a bite on another girl's hand