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When plants attack
Funny
"It was a traumatic experience!"
...
"It had such a pretty name, Angel's Trumpet... but no, Flower O Doom."
~my friend, about our trip to Phipps Conservatory. He took a whiff of a giant flower and was rather overcome by it.
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"It had such a pretty name, Angel's Trumpet... but no, Flower O Doom."
~my friend, about our trip to Phipps Conservatory. He took a whiff of a giant flower and was rather overcome by it.
Pickles...
Funny
"If there's two things I know, it's that 2 plus 2 equals some number and how to eat a pickle all sexy like."
-Nanuk, during a pickle eating contest @ an SCA event in Calgary.
-Nanuk, during a pickle eating contest @ an SCA event in Calgary.
Ode to the king
Funny
iam the king of a wonderfull land,
i say if u steel, i will cut off your hand.
so nobody steals and i make alotta money.
yet im only ten ,and farting is still not funny.
i say if u steel, i will cut off your hand.
so nobody steals and i make alotta money.
yet im only ten ,and farting is still not funny.
Ah...
Funny
"But my childhood was really like that! We all sat at the table, my mum cooked, we had a tablecloth..."
"Did you say, 'Ah, Bisto'?"
"Ah, bollocks."
- Three girls behind me on the bus. In case they don't have the Bisto adverts in America, it was just some people getting overexcited about gravy.
"Did you say, 'Ah, Bisto'?"
"Ah, bollocks."
- Three girls behind me on the bus. In case they don't have the Bisto adverts in America, it was just some people getting overexcited about gravy.
Mm, tasty!
Funny
(holds up chocolate chip bagel) "These are either raisins or the bagel factory has a bug problem"
"No, they took care of the bugs, it's the rats they're still dealing with."
"Oh." (puts bagel down)
-Two boy scout leaders at an event this weekend
"No, they took care of the bugs, it's the rats they're still dealing with."
"Oh." (puts bagel down)
-Two boy scout leaders at an event this weekend
You just don't need to know some things
Funny
"Jeez, it's easier buying illegal weaponry than to get on a plain!"
:long pause:
"...Dude, I'm not even gonna ask."
An annoyed man and his slightly bemused looking friend, waiting in line at SF International.
:long pause:
"...Dude, I'm not even gonna ask."
An annoyed man and his slightly bemused looking friend, waiting in line at SF International.
17 March 2005
Funny
"I do not meet many people like you. I think, somehow, you must forgive me, perhaps we are both connected somehow?"
"Well, I'm a gemini, when were you born?"
--A very earnest man, and a woman, at the Cinnabon in the SJC Norman Y. Mineta airport.
"Well, I'm a gemini, when were you born?"
--A very earnest man, and a woman, at the Cinnabon in the SJC Norman Y. Mineta airport.
When Dieties Go Bad
Funny
"Dude! God is my stalker!"
This gem was spoken, er, bellowed by Mr. AppleMan. At first, I thought maybe he'd either mistaken the phrase, "As God as my witness," or gone quite mad. However, no, he was just expressing frustration at the billionth item in our house to break this week. Apparently, when my physical state isn't going south on my birthday, the appliances do. *G*
This gem was spoken, er, bellowed by Mr. AppleMan. At first, I thought maybe he'd either mistaken the phrase, "As God as my witness," or gone quite mad. However, no, he was just expressing frustration at the billionth item in our house to break this week. Apparently, when my physical state isn't going south on my birthday, the appliances do. *G*
March 4, 2005
Funny
"It would be better to have two microphones than to have one each."
~My father, about a song he and I were singing together. Uh... Dad? One each WOULD be two microphones...
~My father, about a song he and I were singing together. Uh... Dad? One each WOULD be two microphones...
Lazabout
Funny
"I wonder how many cultures have a word for 'fun'."
"for 'fuck'?"
"no, fun."
"wow..probably not very many. how about the word 'work?'"
"probably all of them, man."
"no, man. not my culture."
--waiting in line for a sandwich. the guy making the sandwich is the one with no work ethic.
"for 'fuck'?"
"no, fun."
"wow..probably not very many. how about the word 'work?'"
"probably all of them, man."
"no, man. not my culture."
--waiting in line for a sandwich. the guy making the sandwich is the one with no work ethic.