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Overrdrawn
Funny
Man: My account\'s £30000 overdrawn!
Woman: How else was I s\'posed to fill my new wardrobe?!
Woman: How else was I s\'posed to fill my new wardrobe?!
Mystery Science Theatre: Eragon Edition
Funny
*Eragon is walking over to something that looks like a small chest on a table.*
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed are your cousin\\\'s testicles.\\\"
*Eragon removes the cloth covering to reaveal that it is actually a book.*
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a picture of your cousin\\\'s testicles, which we have removed.\\\"
*Eragon opens the book, to reveal text and pictures of dragons.*
-slight pause-
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a description of how we removed your cousin\\\'s testicles!\\\"
-My boyfriend, Sean, doing Mystery Science Theatre type commentary on the new movie Eragon. What made it even more hilarious for me was the fact that I was going to say the last one, but he beat me to it!
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed are your cousin\\\'s testicles.\\\"
*Eragon removes the cloth covering to reaveal that it is actually a book.*
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a picture of your cousin\\\'s testicles, which we have removed.\\\"
*Eragon opens the book, to reveal text and pictures of dragons.*
-slight pause-
\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a description of how we removed your cousin\\\'s testicles!\\\"
-My boyfriend, Sean, doing Mystery Science Theatre type commentary on the new movie Eragon. What made it even more hilarious for me was the fact that I was going to say the last one, but he beat me to it!
15 November 2006
Funny
\"Wow... what a relic!\"
\"Yeah, it\'s like 2000 called and wants its dotcom style back.\"
\"...I meant the typewriter on the bookcase.\"
--A woman and a man in the lobby of the W Hotel
\"Yeah, it\'s like 2000 called and wants its dotcom style back.\"
\"...I meant the typewriter on the bookcase.\"
--A woman and a man in the lobby of the W Hotel
26 October 2006
Funny
\"Come on, martinis at Martuni\'s! Even Melinda\'s coming. Market at Valencia.\"
\"How is either of those things possible? And anyway, especially now, no.\"
--Two girls standing near the Montgomery Bart station
\"How is either of those things possible? And anyway, especially now, no.\"
--Two girls standing near the Montgomery Bart station
Most shmucks aren\\\'t...
Funny
\"His doctor is a shmuck. Now, I\'m sure he\'s a very nice shmuck, but...\"
I heard my mom saying this to someone earlier this evening about my step-dad\'s doctor.
I heard my mom saying this to someone earlier this evening about my step-dad\'s doctor.
25 Sept 2006
Funny
\"It wasn\'t me. It was nice, but not interesting enough for $300. You know, \'Don\'t bore Nina.\'\"
\"Yeah, because Nina will eat your young.\"
\"Oh come on, she\'d never take on those extra calories.\"
--A girl and a guy outside Metier, in San Francisco.
\"Yeah, because Nina will eat your young.\"
\"Oh come on, she\'d never take on those extra calories.\"
--A girl and a guy outside Metier, in San Francisco.
I hate that show...
Funny
\\\"Did you see this one show where they take whores off the street and give them jobs?\\\"
\\\"American Idol?\\\"
-two people in this chat room online i go to.
\\\"American Idol?\\\"
-two people in this chat room online i go to.
28 July 2006
Funny
\\\"It just felt really gratuitous.\\\"
\\\"Yeah, I guess the scene with the insects could have been cut.\\\"
\\\"I don\\\'t know what scene really was necessary. But I guess King Kong had to show up at some point.\\\"
--Two guys talking at Taqueria Cancun
\\\"Yeah, I guess the scene with the insects could have been cut.\\\"
\\\"I don\\\'t know what scene really was necessary. But I guess King Kong had to show up at some point.\\\"
--Two guys talking at Taqueria Cancun
Lunch was her favorite class.
Funny
Happened in lunch when i was in seventh grade.
friend: *burp*
me: \\\"two words, please?\\\"
friend: \\\"i burped.\\\"
friend: *burp*
me: \\\"two words, please?\\\"
friend: \\\"i burped.\\\"
23 July 2006
Funny
\"Rememeber how you were worried that maybe the math had worked out that we\'d each had our own bottle of wine? I don\'t think that\'s a problem; I think that\'s just the truth.\"
--A guy talking to a girl and a guy at The Butler and Chef
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Hey kids -- Eve here. Sorry much about the quotes and slashes -- I still haven\'t fixed the version of PHP that we\'re using. Soon, sorry, promise. :-)
--A guy talking to a girl and a guy at The Butler and Chef
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Hey kids -- Eve here. Sorry much about the quotes and slashes -- I still haven\'t fixed the version of PHP that we\'re using. Soon, sorry, promise. :-)