When Dieties Go Bad
Submitted by Apple on Tue, 03/08/2005 - 4:26pm. Funny
"Dude! God is my stalker!"

This gem was spoken, er, bellowed by Mr. AppleMan. At first, I thought maybe he'd either mistaken the phrase, "As God as my witness," or gone quite mad. However, no, he was just expressing frustration at the billionth item in our house to break this week. Apparently, when my physical state isn't going south on my birthday, the appliances do. *G*
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Posted by daen on Wed, 03/09/2005 - 7:16am.
I thought all dieties were bad. *g*
But yeah, you've got to watch out for those Deities - there's really only one out there that I'd trust. *g*

And Happy Birthday!
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Much rejoicing to you!
Posted by Jon on Wed, 03/09/2005 - 9:57am.
Happy Apple day! May your fruit not fall far from the tree. :)

Now I'm imagining "Die Ties", an auto-asphyxiation device gone wrong... deadly wrong. Heh.
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Thanks
Posted by Apple on Wed, 03/09/2005 - 11:37am.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you! *G*


I'm Apple, and I approve this message.
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Dude.
Posted by steff on Wed, 03/09/2005 - 6:07am.
HAPpy birthday! heh.
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