What's *wrong* with you?!
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:37am. Bizarre
"What's usually wrong with you?"
"Burping? Flatulence?"
- friend and roommate
I know my alphabet!
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 02/18/2005 - 3:47pm. Bizarre
"I know my alphabet better than you!"
-shouted across the room by one 16-year-old girl to another 16-year-old girl, in the middle of Social Studies class.
Mayo riots
Submitted by NeKo on Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:55am. Bizarre
"...it's like a riot over mayonaise"
-girl standing in front of me, to her friend, after people started panicing over there being no more mayo in the dispenser
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 02/15/2005 - 2:21pm. Bizarre
"I want to have a pirate hoedown!"
-this one boy in class, playing with one of those expandable binders like it was an accordion
When song lyrics go bad
Submitted by Tevokkia on Sun, 02/13/2005 - 10:23am. Bizarre
"Wait- did he just say 'Banana Douche'?"
~Someone in my S.FL news office, getting the lyrics to a Dahler Mendhi song that one of the guys in A&E was listening to very, very wrong.
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 02/11/2005 - 10:55am. Bizarre
"Wheeness! wheenesswheenesswheenesswheenesswheeness!"
"is that even a word?"
"it's my word! I make up a lot of words."
-a conversation at my table during lunch
R Brief Nudity
Submitted by Larry Hosken on Wed, 02/09/2005 - 12:09am. Bizarre
What do you think of my girlfriend's titty?
Hey you!
What do you think of...
You, you in the pea green coat!
What do you think..."

--Man failing to engage the interest of the N Judah streetcar in an old-fashioned Mardi Gras flash

The late night streetcar lacked enthusiasm; I was no better. It wasn't until I exited that I realized that I had a bead necklace that I should have thrown. A party favor from work, it just missed its true calling.

Juice racist
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 6:07am. Bizarre
"I'm racist against orange juice cartons. And other paper products as well."
- girl at my lunch table discussing with her friend why she hates the orange juice carton in her lunch
January 21, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sat, 01/22/2005 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."
~A girl at the Sunday school party
First time quoter
Submitted by kapow on Fri, 01/21/2005 - 2:39pm. Bizarre
"Yeah, I don't know where the phrase originated."
"I think it was from that one old song, you know... *sings* What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

-A group of professors walking on my college's campus