Apparently the lyrics to a song...
Submitted by pierrot lunaire on Thu, 06/16/2005 - 11:35am. Bizarre
\"I\'ll take a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket.....\"

-guy in the cube next door happily, randomly singing this little ditty.
Submitted by zytka on Sat, 06/11/2005 - 10:54pm. Bizarre
"It's better than chipmunks! Better than lesbian chipmunks!"
— a woman commenting on an action scene in the movie Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (Oakland, CA)
A Well Read Bear
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Sat, 06/11/2005 - 2:31am. Bizarre
The head of a small teddy bear appears from the top of a paperback book being carried by a man, whose path is blocked by a woman arguing with her boyfriend.

7th February 2004

St Martin’s Lane, London WC2
Look at These
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 12:41pm. Bizarre
A woman in the front passenger seat of a car holds up a pair of knickers in both hands. The driver of the car is male.

7th February 2004

Ledbury Rd, London W11
Skin Study
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 10:56am. Bizarre
A woman is examining a A4 sheet of paper, on which is a full page illustration of a cross section of the human skin.

30th January 2004

Bus, Walthamstow, London E17
Odd tail
Submitted by marinerd on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 10:43am. Bizarre
Waiting for the bus in Seattle's University district, I saw a man walking down the street giving a German Shepherd a piggy back ride. The dog seemed happy, as if he was riding in a car that was going really, really slowly.

--my daughter

I know this is more in the nature of a story than a quote, and she said it to me so it wasn't overheard, but it was so strange I needed to share it.
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 06/10/2005 - 10:07am. Bizarre
A drunk man staggers past a woman and mutters;


6th December 2003

Soho, London W1
Stop Taking My Photo !
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Thu, 06/09/2005 - 11:12pm. Bizarre
A souvenir stallholder runs over to a tourist who is taking video footage of his stall:

What, you in love with me are you ? Bleeding hell, you were taking photos of the stall from the other side a moment ago ! What you in love with me, or something ? Now pack it in !

The tourist stops operating the camera and smiles to himself.

13th October 2003

Westminster Bridge, London SE1
Correct Grammar
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Thu, 06/09/2005 - 10:49pm. Bizarre
Two women talking:

I mean, who uses a semi colon now ? if in doubt, I always begin a new sentence.

12th October 2003

Stratford Station, London E15
If it's any consolation, I ignore Him, too.
Submitted by Saint on Wed, 06/01/2005 - 9:21pm. Bizarre
"I'm so disappointed. Nobody has noticed I'm God, yet. Not one person."

--a fellow associate who either got a big promotion or went off the deep end. Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO.