Submitted by zytka on Thu, 03/31/2005 - 3:08pm. Bizarre
"I'll take a chunk of chocolate over rabid weasels any day."
— a woman talking on her cell phone (Pleasanton, CA)
Submitted by curlz on Thu, 03/24/2005 - 10:33pm. Bizarre
I've got images of you sitting in here smoking broccoli!"

"I can picture you sitting in here after sex smoking a broccoli tree instead of ciggerattes"

Stated by a friend of mine, just becasue I have a polystyrene box that says broccoli on it!
March 19, 2005
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 03/20/2005 - 10:44am. Bizarre
"Your top lip is very nice. You just need to stick it out."
~My mom, to somebody, I couldn't see who.
Got Any Boots ?
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Fri, 03/18/2005 - 10:21am. Bizarre
A young man and woman waiting for the train. He calls a friend on the mobile and says he needs to borrow a pair of boots because he is singing a song at college.

He tells his friend:

I take size 8 and a half, sometimes 9

and asks what size feet his friend has and says he already has the shirt and jeans to go with the boots.

He is going to be singing a song from Annie Get Your Gun.

June 2003

Bow Church Station, London E3
Soda machine?
Submitted by NeKo on Wed, 03/16/2005 - 6:49am. Bizarre
"I think my transmission's leaking..."
"That's the soda machine!"
-two boys, one talking about his car, the other being a moron
Is there such a thing?
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 03/15/2005 - 10:53am. Bizarre
"...But I'm a nice asshole"
- boy budging in line for lunch
Just take it
Submitted by Tevokkia on Fri, 03/11/2005 - 9:06am. Bizarre
"Take it by force!"
-The message board in front of a church in Ft. Meyers, FL. I'm not entirely sure what Our Father's House intends to take by force.
The locker's so small that...
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 03/04/2005 - 6:07am. Bizarre
"You can't even fit a freshman in there!"
-girl complaining about our school's lockers.

you CAN fit a small 8th grader in the lockers, though. it's fun.
Bigfoot or ninja
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 03/01/2005 - 10:55am. Bizarre
"Were you being chased by bigfoot?"
"I was fighting ninjas."
-two boys over lunch. possibly discussing why one of them missed some event
Artistic license
Submitted by zytka on Thu, 02/24/2005 - 4:37pm. Bizarre
"Let's think of the taco as a compositional force."
— an art instructor speaking to her class (Emeryville, CA)