"Ahh! Leprechaun!"
-me, on a walk, when i came across a small child. i then ran away.



yeah, this is cheating because i said it, but still...

"Our love never died, it just smelled like it did."

-A song lyric that I swear to God I heard blaring from a pick-up truck that was at a stoplight outside my dorm. Or maybe I was hallucinating.

"who decided that 8^2 wasn't, like, 47?"
"i dont know, but he probably knew the guy that decided that clouds were clouds and not muffins."
"It'd be cool if clouds were muffins..."
-me and another girl, in math class

"Do you know where you can get voodoo dolls? Like, real ones? And can you do magic on someone who's already dead?"

A student worker in my department at the library

Guy on cellphone: "So when the trunk hit you in the head, I was like, 'oh, shit.' And so when I told my mom she was like, 'damn, you better buy her something.'"
-University of North Texas cafeteria

A very small woman, looking at a young woman
who is seated with her boyfriend, says:

You must get your nails cut, they’re much too
long !

14th August 2003

District Light Railway, Bow Church to Stratford, London E15

A guy gets on the bus, he has a tattoo of an
eagle’s head on his right arm with the words

Don’t Teach Me About Life

tattooed beneath it.

Getting on the bus behind him, another guy wears
a t-shirt with

RULES SUCK

printed on it.

7th August 2003

Number 25 Bus, London E3

"Ladybugs are the red ones. Guy bugs are the white ones."
-girl in math class

A stout man pulling a black trunk on wheels, the
word PUPPET written along one side, on another
side, the words CHILDREN’S PARTIES.

21st July 2003

Victoria Coach Station, London SW1

"Don't do your creepy donkey whistle. Please."
~One of my Spanish classmates to another