Porn Month coming early this year, Mike??


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There isn't really a porn month, is there? I know there are all kinds of odd holidays, but porn month?

It's usually held in March.

And, yes, it's only an IP thing.


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I was waiting for porn month to officially begin, but weather permitting, I'll be visiting natural wonders at the start of March, and not on the infernal machine. So then. Need I say, the links are not work-safe. Except for this one.

Maybe if you don't bake for a living, pornographic baked goods won't amuse you as much as they amuse me.

The Japanese are strange.

Mike is a stud in Amsterdam.

And I'm not sure, but these sites might be a good place to start looking for ornaments: Booble, the adult search engine, and Magic Teapot, which the Diceman assures me is superior.

Okay, I think I'm finished.

Too bad it's too late now for porn month, because this week in the Stranger, Savage Love featured...advice from Monk!

-Can't stop, the weasels are closing in!

the rest of the story.

So.....it goes under the bay???

Ah, my mistake. See what happens when I stop keeping track of things on IP? Holidays slip in and take over my calendar unaware of the confusion I will feel. Sigh. On a slightly different tangent, is there anything in particular I should do in order to celebrate the month of festivity? Let me rephrase: is there anything I would be amenable to which I can participate in, in order to support this friendly IP holiday? I have been making an effort to not be so strait-laced (can you tell?), but I am still taking baby steps. Thanks, Apple and Saint, for reminding me about Porn Month.

on behalf of all (or at least most) of the ip men, and in the interests of your efforts, wearing thigh high boots is a suitable way to celebrate... and until you've practiced, baby steps is all you can get away with in those. if it's still around, riding about in the cleavagemobile is also a relatively low-key way to say "woo for porn month" without having to, you know, ACTUALLY rent something you have to carry out in a brown paper bag.

on the other hand, you're a dancer, right? if you go for the boots, i think you can get away with taking whatever steps you want.

Of course, I can certainly help Mia celbrate in a low-key position.


So.....it goes under the bay???

Dare I ask what a low-key position would be? Or is this something beyond baby steps?

muhahahahahaha....

The full name is Congress of the Lower Keys

and its famous on certain southern islands of Florida.

So.....it goes under the bay???

in fact, in many cases just talking to monk is beyond baby steps. in this case, i suspect the explanation involves visual aids and possibly minor bruising. i don't advise that you dare ask.

unless, you know, you're into that kind of thing. *shrug*

You're welcome.

In addition to what Steff has said, I'd recommend not clicking any of the links, especially if they come from Monk. Trust me.

I'm all ready for an outing in the Cleavagemobile! Any ideas for the trip this year?


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We probably could've convinced her that porn month was a legitimate real world holiday. We might've talked her into wishing someone "Happy Porn Month" or shopping for Porn Month ornaments.

But nooo, we're too wedded to the "truth" around here!

Sheesh.

Just out of curiosity--and I know this is not a question that should pass from my lips--what would a "Porn Month ornament" be?

well....this young lady (#3) calls herself an ornament (not work safe). While i doubt you could buy her, she does appear available to rent.

of course, there's always the porn month games

and the appropriate outerwear for the month


FreeTheHamsters

Someone else will have to look this one up, but it's an IP thing. Not a federal-type official thing.

Yup, I am much aware of the song. I just found it funny that a group of professors were discussing the origins of "who's your daddy."

and make them discuss the origins of "how's your father?"

~Mori