June 1st 2005
Submitted by pierrot lunaire on Wed, 06/01/2005 - 10:46am. Bizarre
".... so she doesn't get Benadryl, she gets Cheeseadryl!"
polite laughter.

-odd overheard conversation between coworkers. NO IDEA of the context
Submitted by NeKo on Mon, 05/30/2005 - 7:36pm. Bizarre
"I'm a cookie dyslexic"
- my dad, when he forgot where he put the cookies
Perhaps a little too much information
Submitted by JDRene85 on Mon, 05/30/2005 - 9:42am. Bizarre
this all took place while at my friends concert saturday night.
while loading up the trailers...
"This box is so big" - a band member
"You know what else is big?" - another band member
Drugs and chocolate
Submitted by NeKo on Mon, 05/23/2005 - 1:56pm. Bizarre
"I can read minds!"
"whatever you're on, why don't you share?"
"because it's very expensive. it's a dime a dozen. or was it a dozen dimes? i don't know. do you have any chocolate?"
- two boys in science class
Don't what?
Submitted by Kerath on Sat, 05/21/2005 - 3:14pm. Bizarre
"Don't poop on my hand, ok?"
-woman at local Winn Dixie talking to another woman's pet bird she was holding
Shopping List
Submitted by Mori on Tue, 05/10/2005 - 9:05pm. Bizarre
So I'm in the kitchen, and I see that two items have been added to my otherwise reasonable shopping list:

behaving cream
hamster fudge dip

y'all is brutalizing me
Batman vs. the internationaly-known musical.
Submitted by NeKo on Sat, 05/07/2005 - 4:28am. Bizarre
"He's like Two-Face from Batman, but he can sing and dance!"
-a girl in my choir class, talking about the Phanom of the Opera
May 4, 2005
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 05/05/2005 - 5:01pm. Bizarre
"Can I put it on my tongue?"
"Ewww! They've been in a dog's hair!"
"Do you lick your dog?"
"...Well, my dog licks ME."
~A guy and girl at drama, about some hair ties that were apparently used on a dog
May 4, 2005
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 05/05/2005 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"Have you ever wondered how many times you look at your finger during a day? I predict it's 478.28."
~A guy at drama
Submitted by JohnMarkT on Mon, 04/25/2005 - 4:12pm. Bizarre
"We'll see you when the eagle has diarrhea, girls."
--A man to the cashiers at a discount store in Clearwater, FL