I hate that show...
Submitted by NeKo on Mon, 08/28/2006 - 11:42am. Funny
\\\"Did you see this one show where they take whores off the street and give them jobs?\\\"
\\\"American Idol?\\\"

-two people in this chat room online i go to.
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 05/12/2006 - 11:39am. Funny
"those look like bumblybees."
everyone else starts laughing
"i was thinking in British when i said it."
"They don't talk that way."
"Yes they do."

-discussion between 4 people in class.
Fun with biology class
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 02/14/2006 - 9:11am. Tragic
"Brontosauruses aren't reptiles. They had lungs and a heart!"
-boy in class
I'm a penguin!
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 11/29/2005 - 10:10am. Bizarre
"I'm not doing English. I'm a penguin."
-girl, before doing some english homework
Submitted by NeKo on Thu, 11/24/2005 - 10:58am. Um...
"She looks totaly like Harry Potter"
-this lady to another in a chinese restaurant
Submitted by NeKo on Wed, 09/28/2005 - 7:55am. Um...
"in my sophomore year, i wanted to be a tapdancing porn star."
-girl, talking to her friend while using a computer.
This is called "pulling the look together"
Submitted by NeKo on Mon, 09/19/2005 - 10:03am. Funny
seen: punk-type guy wearing fuzzy pink bunny ears. and a t-shirt of a skull wearing bunny ears
Can fish taste mint?
Submitted by NeKo on Thu, 09/08/2005 - 9:47am. Bizarre
"fish want minty fresh breath too"
-girl, about how this one guy caught 4 fish using only gum as bait
Gotta catch em all?
Submitted by NeKo on Wed, 09/07/2005 - 1:21pm. Bizarre
"i'm a pokemon master!"
-17-year-old boy (yes. 17.), after he caught a wild baby turtle in a river
'cause i'm Harry Potter
Submitted by NeKo on Sat, 08/06/2005 - 1:14pm. Um...
some boys are playing baseball. one of them hits the ball on to a roof. another one says, "Give me a broom and i'll fly up and get it 'cause i'm Harry Potter!"