Juice racist
Submitted by NeKo on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 6:07am. Bizarre
"I'm racist against orange juice cartons. And other paper products as well."
- girl at my lunch table discussing with her friend why she hates the orange juice carton in her lunch
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But she drinks it, right?
Posted by Mike on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 7:26am.
Because it's what's inside that counts.

...Which is why I'm racist against robins and bluejays. They're filled with various chirruping and screaming noises that they feel compelled to release outside my bedroom window every morning before dawn. "Damn robins and bluejays. You call that music? Go back to wherever you came from!" I yell. But those flappy foreign bastards never even bothered to learn our language. They have no respect for our culture!


Huh. I actually used the term "bird racist" while explaining this to someone. Gotta hate something, I guess.
 
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Posted by Jon on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 8:36am.
I believe that would be "speciesist" for bird-hating. If not, it's just a matter of time before it catches on. PETA would be a group likely to use that word.
 
But,
Posted by steff on Fri, 01/28/2005 - 1:39pm.
it's only specific birds that he hates. namely, the noisy little flappy bastards that think if THEY'RE awake at 5 a.m., EVERYBODY should be awake at 5 a.m., the jerks! i think the ones outside my house have a damn pa system. gah.

see? they're all alike.

it's the reason that old pella window commercial is one of my favorite things in the world.
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