A little talk pt. 2
Submitted by Lady Tevokkia on Thu, 02/17/2005 - 8:03pm. Beautiful
"You get off the stage!"
"No, you get off the stage."
"You get off!"
"Who's the boss of you?"
" . . . you."
"And who's the boss of me?"
~A little boy of about 4 and his frustrated mother, who hauled him out of the B&N children's department right afterwards.

I found this particularly funny considering I just posted a similar quote from a different child yesterday.
A little talk
Submitted by Lady Tevokkia on Wed, 02/16/2005 - 2:29pm. Beautiful
"The king is better than the queen! The king is better than the queen! The king is better than the queen, 'cause the man is in charge of the woman!"
"Oh honey, we're gonna have a little talk when we get home."
~A boy of about 5 marching around the children's department at Barnes & Noble pounding a book like a drum awhile back, and his slightly scandalized mother after having someone repeat what he has just said to her because she hadn't been paying attention
When song lyrics go bad
Submitted by Lady Tevokkia on Sun, 02/13/2005 - 10:23am. Bizarre
"Wait- did he just say 'Banana Douche'?"
~Someone in my S.FL news office, getting the lyrics to a Dahler Mendhi song that one of the guys in A&E was listening to very, very wrong.
Submitted by Lady Tevokkia on Fri, 02/11/2005 - 1:57pm. Beautiful
"I was afraid to put my arm around him . . . I mean, are we allowed to touch the monks?"
~A co-worker at the newspaper, in reference to a picture of her with a Buddhist monk
The beauty of having a casual professor
Submitted by Lady Tevokkia on Mon, 11/17/2003 - 7:56pm. Funny
"My mother smoked when she was pregnant with me."
"That explains things!"
" . . . you suck!"
~ My "Moral Issues" professor and a girl in my class