"They SQUISH you! And SQUISH you!"
~A girl talking animatedly to another girl at The Crib.

"But if you go down you go through and then you start going up again."
~A guy at SALT, talking about the earth and why he didn't believe that Heaven was literally up and Hell was literally down. I'm not QUITE sure I followed his reasoning, but...

"I am NOT testosterone. I am definitely esssssssssssstrogen..."
~A girl at Sunday school.

"Okay, question, will the shirts be pink?"
"No, the shirts will not be pink. They're black with pink letters."
"Ha! Ha, Canaan, I TOLD you they'd be pink with black!"
"Uh, no, they're not pink with black."
"Yes, they are, that's what Jayme just said."
"No, they're black with pink. There's a big difference."
~Heated argument between youth leader and two guys over drama team T-shirts.

"Are you sure you can buy a spa online?"
~Some guy walking into Sauk, talking to a friend next to him. I didn't hear the friend's response, unfortunately...

"Is this the original or the remake?"
"The original. It's in black and white."
"Yeah, I guess I should have picked that up... But you're assuming I'm an intelligent, observant man who notices his physical surroundings. I'm not."
"Who's an unobservant man with no physical surroundings?"
~My dad, me and my mom, as I was getting ready to watch 12 Angry Men.

"I knew you were running to give me a hug! Oh...you had to go to the bathroom?"
~Youth leader at The Crib. *blink*

"Did you say 'Packers and cheese'?"
~A guy at drama, completely seriously. One of the girls replied, "Can you think of anything but football?"

"But you're PROUD of your height!"
"No, I'm not."
"You're not? Why not? (Nervously) How tall ARE you?"
~Two women walking along the halls of Sauk. What I love is how nervous the first woman sounded when she asked. She was about six inches shorter than the second woman, it wasn't like the answer was going to be "6'4" or anything...

"Now that's a FINE penny..."
~One woman, very earnestly to a guy sitting next to her in the cafeteria.