March 1, 2004
Beautiful
"Is it two parts hydrogen and one part water?"
~My brother, calculating what chemicals are in water.
~My brother, calculating what chemicals are in water.
February 29, 2004
Bizarre
"And we were all insane people from an asylum and I was the news broadcaster 'cause I was really cold."
~Girl at SALT, talking about a crazy night on the town
~Girl at SALT, talking about a crazy night on the town
February 29, 2004
Bizarre
"Did you say 'speedo night'?"
"No! He said 'Santa Claus in a speedo'!"
~Girl and guy at SALT. The guy had been laughing at something that was said, and the girl was trying in vain to figure out what was going on.
"No! He said 'Santa Claus in a speedo'!"
~Girl and guy at SALT. The guy had been laughing at something that was said, and the girl was trying in vain to figure out what was going on.
February 29, 2004
Um...
"Okay, okay, so I was talking about how little kids were cool cuz there were all these little kid jokes, and I said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and he said, 'Your mom!'"
~Guy at SALT, explaining why he was laughing hysterically
~Guy at SALT, explaining why he was laughing hysterically
February 29, 2004
Beautiful
"What's 'X-Men in July'?"
~Guy at SALT, seeing "X-Mas in July" written on the board
~Guy at SALT, seeing "X-Mas in July" written on the board
February 29, 2004
Funny
"And, then, and, then, it's, like, totally... WAH!"
~Girl at SALT, talking about nothing in particular
~Girl at SALT, talking about nothing in particular
February 29, 2004
Funny
"I don't like them with bunches of dips and boings."
~Me, about rollercoasters
~Me, about rollercoasters
February 29, 2004
Um...
"This isn't a strawberry. This is a wrongberry."
~Guy at SALT, on discovering his strawberry had what looked like four legs
~Guy at SALT, on discovering his strawberry had what looked like four legs
February 25, 2004
Funny
"My grandma likes to give me for Christmas what she calls vintage jewelry, which means basically it's a bunch of plastic beads."
~A girl at drama, very animated
~A girl at drama, very animated
February 25, 2004
Beautiful
"My sister goes clubbing... with her SON!"
"Well, maybe she likes to dance."
~Disgusted woman and not-quite-clear-on-the-issue Spanish professor in Spanish class.
"Well, maybe she likes to dance."
~Disgusted woman and not-quite-clear-on-the-issue Spanish professor in Spanish class.