"Okay, question, will the shirts be pink?"
"No, the shirts will not be pink. They're black with pink letters."
"Ha! Ha, Canaan, I TOLD you they'd be pink with black!"
"Uh, no, they're not pink with black."
"Yes, they are, that's what Jayme just said."
"No, they're black with pink. There's a big difference."
~Heated argument between youth leader and two guys over drama team T-shirts.