"I'll mostly be playing it by myself or with others."
~My brother, on what he would do when he bought a Gamecube

"AHHH!!! I smell like powder!"
~Panicked girl at drama practice

"I don't want Melanie to be my brain!"
~Girl at drama practice

"You CAN be cute and be in Iraq. It IS possible."
~A very loud woman in the cafeteria at Sauk

"It's gotta be in here SOMEWHERE..."
~My brother, after searching for a washcloth in a sink of soapy water...for about twenty minutes. I finally convinced him it probably wasn't there and he just might have to look elsewhere.

"May the wrath of Tigger be upon you!"
~My sister to me, after I opened her bedroom door without knocking.

"Let's put sprinkles on it!"
~My brother, about a tooth of my sister's that had fallen out. I guess sprinkles help everything.

"I've been taking my pre-natal vitamins."
"What for?"
"Some people say they keep your fingernails strong and your hair shiny."
"Yeah, and they make your stomach swell up real big too!"
(Completely serious) "Why would you want your stomach to swell up more?"
~Six-months-pregnant youth leader, clueless girl, and wisecracking youth leader in church.

"I've been this height since sixth grade."
"I've been this height since I was born."
~Two girls at a party, the second one was about 5'3" and completely serious.

"You look like a Jack."
"What does that mean?"
"You look like Peter Pan."
"Huh?"
"Peter Pan looks like he should be named Jack."
~My sister being weird and brother trying to figure out what the heck she's talking about.