March 19, 2004
Funny
"Bethany, could you go upstairs and put my pajamas on for me?"
~My mom to my little sister. I'm not sure quite what she was driving at.
~My mom to my little sister. I'm not sure quite what she was driving at.
March 17, 2004
Tragic
"What if we were walking down the street and we went, 'Abbacadoo!'"
"Wait...did you say 'Abbacadoo'?"
"I don't know. It all happened too fast."
~A guy suggesting a skit for drama and a confused leader.
"Wait...did you say 'Abbacadoo'?"
"I don't know. It all happened too fast."
~A guy suggesting a skit for drama and a confused leader.
March 15, 2004
Beautiful
"My ancestors...oh, wait, they're dead, aren't they?"
~A woman in Spanish, trying to make a sentence with the word "ancestors" in it. I don't even know what was running through her head.
~A woman in Spanish, trying to make a sentence with the word "ancestors" in it. I don't even know what was running through her head.
March 14, 2004
Funny
"Go for a jog! Go jog down to the Dairy Queen down the street and buy an ice cream cone and throw it in your face!"
~A guy at The Crib, all in one breath, very adamantly.
~A guy at The Crib, all in one breath, very adamantly.
March 14, 2004
Bizarre
"...Daddy Warbucks' hair, and all I said was, 'You can't have Daddy Warbucks' hair!"
~A girl telling an apparently amusing story to a guy next to her at The Crib
~A girl telling an apparently amusing story to a guy next to her at The Crib
March 12, 2004
Bizarre
"Argh."
"Horses."
"EW!"
~Two girls walking the halls of Sauk. Didn't sound like an ongoing convo, either, as before this they were talking about not going to someone's party. Then there was a pause, and then this.
"Horses."
"EW!"
~Two girls walking the halls of Sauk. Didn't sound like an ongoing convo, either, as before this they were talking about not going to someone's party. Then there was a pause, and then this.
March 12, 2004
Um...
*laughing very loudly* "I got $90 worth of tickets!"
"Did you pay for them?"
"No!"
*gasp* "What did you do?"
"I paid for like half of them."
"Oh, good for you."
~A guy and a girl walking down the halls at Sauk
"Did you pay for them?"
"No!"
*gasp* "What did you do?"
"I paid for like half of them."
"Oh, good for you."
~A guy and a girl walking down the halls at Sauk
March 10, 2004
Um...
"So, I went to see The Passion and YOU'RE ITCHING ME!"
~A girl at drama. Apparently she was speaking to a girl sitting next to her who had a fluffy coat.
~A girl at drama. Apparently she was speaking to a girl sitting next to her who had a fluffy coat.
March 3, 2004
Beautiful
"Look, Canaan! It's a play about a good Martian!"
~Guy at drama, reading a play titled "The Good Samaritan"
~Guy at drama, reading a play titled "The Good Samaritan"