"Bethany, could you go upstairs and put my pajamas on for me?"
~My mom to my little sister. I'm not sure quite what she was driving at.

"Ahhhh! Sparklies!"
~A freaked-out dude at drama, looking at his hand

"What if we were walking down the street and we went, 'Abbacadoo!'"
"Wait...did you say 'Abbacadoo'?"
"I don't know. It all happened too fast."
~A guy suggesting a skit for drama and a confused leader.

"My ancestors...oh, wait, they're dead, aren't they?"
~A woman in Spanish, trying to make a sentence with the word "ancestors" in it. I don't even know what was running through her head.

"Go for a jog! Go jog down to the Dairy Queen down the street and buy an ice cream cone and throw it in your face!"
~A guy at The Crib, all in one breath, very adamantly.

"...Daddy Warbucks' hair, and all I said was, 'You can't have Daddy Warbucks' hair!"
~A girl telling an apparently amusing story to a guy next to her at The Crib

"Argh."
"Horses."
"EW!"
~Two girls walking the halls of Sauk. Didn't sound like an ongoing convo, either, as before this they were talking about not going to someone's party. Then there was a pause, and then this.

*laughing very loudly* "I got $90 worth of tickets!"
"Did you pay for them?"
"No!"
*gasp* "What did you do?"
"I paid for like half of them."
"Oh, good for you."
~A guy and a girl walking down the halls at Sauk

"So, I went to see The Passion and YOU'RE ITCHING ME!"
~A girl at drama. Apparently she was speaking to a girl sitting next to her who had a fluffy coat.

"Look, Canaan! It's a play about a good Martian!"
~Guy at drama, reading a play titled "The Good Samaritan"