]> PurpleCow's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/547 enFebruary 2, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2499 "We could take a bunch of fairy tales, like Cinderella..."<br /> "And Dumbo!"<br /> "Dumbo was a true story!"<br /> ~Three people at drama last night... *blink*January 28, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2493 "My computer's on fire!"<br /> ~A guy behind me in the computer lab. When a couple people (including me) turned to look, he said, "My computer's not really on fire, people! Didn't mean to scare you!"January 23, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2486 "You have no feet, you can't punch with your ankles! But me, I got LOTS of feet. So I'LL punch with my ankles!"<br /> ~One of my little brothers to another one, just a second ago, in the other room. I'm so glad I don't know what they're talking about.January 21, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2484 "We have these animals in our yard. They're like...enlarged squirrel heads."<br /> ~A girl at the Sunday school partyJanuary 19, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2478 "These are two mountains."<br /> "What?! Oh. I thought you said two moms."<br /> ~Guy and girl in Campus Crusade. The guy was drawing a picture of two mountains with a bridge in between them.January 2, 2005 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2446 "Did you mean to do that?"<br /> "No, I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't mean to do it by accident."<br /> ~My dad and my brother, about something weird my brother had done. Apparently my brother *had* done it on purpose and couldn't figure out how to phrase it.December 28, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2439 "Carlotta was amazing!"<br /> "I just kept waiting for her to die."<br /> ~Two girls coming out of the POTO movieDecember 15, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2416 "Is this REAL lasagna? With, like, noodles?"<br /> ~A girl at drama, asking about the food for our Christmas partyDecember 8, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2410 "Does anybody have any floss?"<br /> ~A guy in drama, his first line on entering the roomDecember 8, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2409 "Mr. Rogers!"<br /> "Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"<br /> "Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"<br /> ~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.November 25, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2393 "Why, I'd be GLAD to juggle two cushions and a pencil!"<br /> ~My father to my grandma, coming downstairs from finding books for my grandma to readNovember 21, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2389 "Those are Tibetan boots!"<br /> "No, they're not! And you do NOT own the Tibetan boots!"<br /> ~Two guys at drama, commenting on Guy #2's boots which... erm... didn't look particularly "Tibetan" to me.November 11, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2376 "Honey. Get real. You LIKE your BOYFRIEND."<br /> ~A girl in line at the Dollar Tree, to her friend behind her, in a tone of utter disgust.November 10, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2375 "'Why did God take her away?' Wait... her? Heh. My grandfather had a gender identity."<br /> ~A guy in drama, joking because he had said a line wrong. I sat there for a few moments puzzling this one out and then had to laugh out loud... doesn't EVERYONE have a gender identity?October 29, 2004 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2357 "Did you hear about Christopher Reeves?"<br /> "Yeah, he died."<br /> "What'd he die of?"<br /> "Stem cells."<br /> "Oh... I thought he died of a heart attack."<br /> "The stem cells caused the heart attack."<br /> ~Two of my brother's friends, debating this moments ago in my living room.