"Is this the original or the remake?"
"The original. It's in black and white."
"Yeah, I guess I should have picked that up... But you're assuming I'm an intelligent, observant man who notices his physical surroundings. I'm not."
"Who's an unobservant man with no physical surroundings?"
~My dad, me and my mom, as I was getting ready to watch 12 Angry Men.