"My heads. I have three."
~A guy at SALT. Who knows what he was thinking?

"If I were to propose again, I would get down on one knee. And I would propose in a special place."
"Like on HER knee?"
~My dad and younger sister, discussing my dad's proposal to my mom

"Now, you just sit down there, and let's chat."
~My four-year-old brother to my two-year-old brother.

"I think I feel a boob coming on."
~A guy at drama, who had been touching his chest. I don't even want to know what was running through his mind.

"So she calls me up and is like, 'I hit myself on the head with a can last night!'"
"I should do that. My head is invincible, you know."
~Two girls in the van, discussing who knows what

"I have to demonstrate the comfy butt-chairs!"
~A girl in SALT, rushing to show people how to sit in these new chairs we got

"I can sew. I think."
~A guy in SALT, offering to make slip covers for couches

"There's a BEAR coming!"
~My nine-year-old sister, running, panicked, through the room. There is NOT likely to be a bear in the middle of this Illinois town...

"I sit there petrified that all I have heard about this movie was wrong and that the characters are suddenly going to grab bloody axes and run around screaming 'Blood! Guts! Murder! Yeah! Fun!' and that feeling of forboding is not very conducive to liking a movie."
~A girl on why she doesn't like movies the first time through

"Look at how fat my fingers are."
"Why are your fingers fat?"
"Water retention."
"Why are you retaining water? Are you pregnant?"
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, stop. That's how rumors start. By this time next week, you'll be pregnant."
"Oh, great, now you're just going to go out and do it anyway."
~Three girls in Sunday school (one of them a leader).