"I can speak more Spanish than you."
"Well, I can speak more Elvish than you!"
"Hey, I can speak Elvish: Elrond."
"Elrond, Galadriel."
"Elrond, Galadriel, Arwen, Legolas, Hermey."
"Hermey??"
"He was an elf. In Rudolph, but he WAS an elf, therefore his name must be Elvish."
~Me and my brother, arguing.

"Those were in my carnal days."
"You mean like caramel corn?"
~Youth pastor and other guy at SALT

"If you get ice cream on my x's and y's I swear I'll kill you."
~A guy eating ice cream sitting in between two girls who were also eating ice cream. This sent the girls into hysterical peals of laughter.

"I want to be the moon!"
"Sure, you can be the moon!"
~Two guys at drama

and, about twenty minutes later:

"I'm the couch!"
"No, why don't you move over."
"But I want to be the couch!"
"You can be the armrest of the couch."
"OOH!"
~Girl and leader at drama

For some reason, everyone was wanting to be inanimate objects that night...

"I was just saying I got it, because I was dumb, and I didn't get it before, even though I now still didn't get it. And yeah, I am dumb."
~A guy at drama practice who thought he understood what a certain line went, but it turned out he still didn't...at all.

"It's 9 degrees outside! That's below freezing!"
"Who says so?"
"Uh, the science textbooks?"
"But not everybody is freezing when it's 9 degrees."
~Me and my sister, debating whether it was too cold for her to go outside.

"So you're scared of the parking lot?"
"Heck, yeah!"
~A girl and guy walking out to Sauk's parking lot

"Hi. You're a baseball player."
~A guy to some other guy, in the halls of Sauk. Second guy didn't give any indication that he knew the first guy, didn't even respond to him.

"It's not mental, it's just in my head."
~Confused girl at drama practice

"Mostly you don't die when you have a chopped up body."
~My mom, to my little brother who was playing with a bunch of toy Indians. I really hope I heard this one wrong.