"So, yeah, I don't know what we're doing with that yet."
"So...what are we doing with that?"
~Youth pastor and kid at SALT, who obviously hadn't been listening too hard...

"I invited him to SNAC and he wouldn't come. I mean, he could but he wouldn't. I mean, he would. But he wouldn't. I mean..."
~Verbally befuddled guy at SALT

"This pistachio is sweet... At least it tastes sweet... So yeah I guess it is sweet."
~Very insightful girl at a friend's house

"Here, draw a G on the board and see if he can tell what letter it is."
~My mom to my sister, as we were drilling my 4-year-old brother on his alphabet. My brother was standing right there. Needless to say, his answer was "G."

"The moon!"
"Ah, yes, the moon..."
~Two guys at drama, out of the blue. Do note that we were in a building and the moon was not visible through the window.

"I wasn't laughing. I was smiling."
"I was giggling silently."
"I was...being amazed by the fan."
~A girl and two guys at drama, when reprimanded for laughing at someone's performance of a serious part

"You know more about me than *I* know about me!"
~A very irate guy at drama

"She's talking about goats. I'm offended."
~A guy at drama, talking to a youth leader

"You went into our room? Did you wake Mom up?"
"No."
"Did you come back out?"
~My dad, making sure my brother hadn't woken up our napping mother when he went into her room for a video.

"Could you plug in the heating pad? I won't turn it on!"
~My dad to my mom as he was settling down for a nap on the couch.