"I don't need to be more careful; the ground just needs to be softer."
"Except that you seem to run into a lot of trees."
"They need to be softer too."
— my sports-injury-prone friend - currently on crutches with a broken pelvis and backbone - and me on our way back from lunch (Emeryville, CA)

I really like painting my toes and sharing pictures of that with other people. So let me know if you are into that and lets chat.

"If the only way to be with you was in my dreams, then I'd want to sleep forever."
(This was actually in Josie & the Pussycats [below]):
Josie: "And what happens when I stop believing in myself?"
Alan M.: "Then I'll just have to believe in you for you..."

"Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on...." -Part of the Kingdom Hearts theme song...

"There are a bunch of guys, but none of them are really gender-specific..."
~A leader in drama, handing out skits for a new play. This comment made several of the students giggle.

"I love this boat"
"It's a deck"
(10 Minutes Later)
"I love this boat"
"IT"S STILL A DECK!"

Three girls on the deck of a bar in Cape Cod

Dear Missing Person:

Please be advised that you (yes, you) have been inquired about. With unanimous (or anonymous) support, this thread will allow us to gossip endlessly about you. If you wish, you may post to rebut. By the way, did you know that QA has been committed to a mental institution? She apparently realized that a slugbuggy explodes at 451 degrees farhenheit causing spontaneous napalm. Ever notice that Megan and marinerd never post on the same day?

That is all,
Monk

FreetheHamsters

"I was standing there in my panties, and I'm like 'what!'. And then he said you don't look like they do in Playboy. I'm like 'moooooooooom!'.

I now work in an all female office. The conversations are....ahem....enlightening.

"I wonder if there's any difference between men and women's brains." (a moment later) "Somebody should do research on it."
~The girl next to me at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.

"How big is the 8-inch pizza" Kian to a waiter at a restaurant in Westwood.

"What is the standard pace for darts?"
*Points to a spot on the floor with foot* "There"
"There?"
"Yeah"
"Wherever you put your foot, that's the standard distance for darts?"
Kian, to me, in the office at UCLA.

"Soccer was nominated for peace," Kian to Roy.
*pause and much blinking*
"Sofa was nominated for anxiety," Roy, befuddled.

"Dude, you wanna smoke some pot before the Ninja Turtles Movie?"

Pause.

"There's a Ninja Turtles movie?"

--two kids hovering outside of my dorm door