Kian kian kian
Submitted by jayfasi on Thu, 09/09/2004 - 3:29pm. Beautiful
"How big is the 8-inch pizza" Kian to a waiter at a restaurant in Westwood.

"What is the standard pace for darts?"
*Points to a spot on the floor with foot* "There"
"There?"
"Yeah"
"Wherever you put your foot, that's the standard distance for darts?"
Kian, to me, in the office at UCLA.

"Soccer was nominated for peace," Kian to Roy.
*pause and much blinking*
"Sofa was nominated for anxiety," Roy, befuddled.
Oh of course
Submitted by jayfasi on Thu, 09/09/2004 - 3:06pm. Funny
"I want a gay doctor so I can talk about my ass in great detail"

A guy at the French Quarter in West Hollywood.