Misheard restatements
Submitted by Monk on Tue, 09/28/2004 - 7:13am. Um...
"I can't tell if this is organized chaos, or just overwhelming chaos. It must be right on the tusk."
"No, tusk."

- two coworkers.
Bagels & Hamsters: A Reunion Thread
Submitted by Monk on Mon, 09/27/2004 - 12:02pm. Beautiful
Dear Missing Person:

Please be advised that you (yes, you) have been inquired about. With unanimous (or anonymous) support, this thread will allow us to gossip endlessly about you. If you wish, you may post to rebut. By the way, did you know that QA has been committed to a mental institution? She apparently realized that a slugbuggy explodes at 451 degrees farhenheit causing spontaneous napalm. Ever notice that Megan and marinerd never post on the same day?

That is all,

Submitted by Monk on Fri, 09/24/2004 - 11:28am. Beautiful
"I was standing there in my panties, and I'm like 'what!'. And then he said you don't look like they do in Playboy. I'm like 'moooooooooom!'.

I now work in an all female office. The conversations are....ahem....enlightening.