All common nouns, I guess?
Submitted by MaeveEnRoute on Mon, 12/20/2004 - 4:50pm. Um...
"A mouse is not really different from a fork, or a TV."
- in a Harvard dining hall
Moral relativism, or total point-missing?
Submitted by MaeveEnRoute on Mon, 12/20/2004 - 5:12am. Um...
"That's not a reason to say Brutus was morally flawed, just because he killed his friend."
- student in Harvard University Shakespeare seminar
Las Vegas high school slut
Submitted by kurtz on Wed, 12/15/2004 - 10:02pm. Um...
"Oh, god. What happened?"
"Well, first we smoked a bowl. Then, we fucked...just not each other."
-two girls talking on a bus en route a crappy Las Vegas high school
I walked in at the wrong time
Submitted by Czar Val on Tue, 12/14/2004 - 1:30pm. Um...
" thing you know I'll have my pants around my ankles and go walking down the street."

A guy from work, to another girl
Okotoks, Canada
December 8, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 12/08/2004 - 7:53pm. Um...
"Mr. Rogers!"
"Dude, Mr. Rogers can NOT fluff his hair!"
"Uh, yeah, and Mr. Rogers is DEAD!"
~Three people at drama, playing Charades. The answer was Princess Di, by the way.
But in a skirt, well of course.
Submitted by smokingjames on Sat, 12/04/2004 - 12:41am. Um...
"Even in pants, she walks like a weirdo."
"That's just a bit too much method acting for me."
--Two women at the Arclight.
Submitted by t0rri3 on Fri, 12/03/2004 - 5:40pm. Um...
I am so bored!We're gonna have a party downstairs...I don't feel like going.Lotsa oldies!haha!There's nothing to do.I just found out yesterday that we might go back to Simi Valley in the summertime.To tell you the truth I dont wanna go back to the States:s It's really early in my country so nothing happened...YET!;)
An online game...???
Submitted by Eilissf on Wed, 12/01/2004 - 7:37pm. Um...
a girl in my Digital Media class. As far as I could see, she wasn't eating anything...
November 21, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 11/21/2004 - 7:59pm. Um...
"Those are Tibetan boots!"
"No, they're not! And you do NOT own the Tibetan boots!"
~Two guys at drama, commenting on Guy #2's boots which... erm... didn't look particularly "Tibetan" to me.
Hey, phil.. who's the new guy with the fondue fetish?
Submitted by steff on Thu, 11/18/2004 - 10:07pm. Um...
"frottage is a kind of cheese, isn't it?"

- 20 something guy on a cell phone in an iowa grocery store.


positively sputter-inducing. SOMEone's in for a surprise.