Size matters?
Submitted by steff on Thu, 07/29/2004 - 10:20pm. Um...
"who's he kidding? i have a blow-up monkey at LEAST that big!"

40-ish guy at the 2nd street cafe, ottumwa, iowa.
Breaking up is hard to do
Submitted by Saint on Wed, 07/28/2004 - 3:59pm. Um...
"You said you'd die if we ever had to be apart, and I want you to keep your word."
(confused) "I never said that."
(beginning to sob) "God, you took everything else, can't I just have my drama moment?"

a girl and a guy fighting at the Dry Dock, Cortez, CO.
July 23, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 07/28/2004 - 12:46pm. Um...
"I'm all alone now, though! So you have to steal another one and put it on your left foot."
~A girl in the church yelling to a girl two seats behind her
Submitted by chacham on Wed, 07/28/2004 - 8:35am. Um...
July 23, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 07/27/2004 - 6:18pm. Um...
"Do I have a hole in my bottom?"
~A girl to her friend at the beach. Actually, I knew she was referring to the bottom of her pants, but still it sounded rather amusing
July 23, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Tue, 07/27/2004 - 9:50am. Um...
"The other day I went to the closet and all my holes had pants in them!"
~A girl at the beach relating a story to the girl next to her
Trader Joe's is... Interesting?
Submitted by meera on Mon, 07/26/2004 - 5:50pm. Um...
Woman looking extremely confused near store entrance: This is the first time I've ever been in here. It's... interesting. [pause]. Wait, is that organic?
~ Talking to her friend in Emeryville's Trader Joe's.
July 22, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Mon, 07/26/2004 - 5:11pm. Um...
"I chipped a tooth once. I was shoving broccoli into my mouth."
~A girl in the condo telling a story
July 20, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Sun, 07/25/2004 - 12:44pm. Um...
"Okay, so I was walking, and I was breathing..."
~A girl telling us a story
Scraping bowl
Submitted by Alice on Wed, 07/21/2004 - 4:11pm. Um...
"Man, you need scraping bowl."

"You ARE a scraping bowl!"

-Two guys talking over pizza, near University of Puget Sound, Tacoma WA