I walked in at the wrong time
Submitted by Czar Val on Tue, 12/14/2004 - 1:30pm. Um...
"...next thing you know I'll have my pants around my ankles and go walking down the street."

A guy from work, to another girl
Okotoks, Canada
Because we couldn't have figured it out on our own
Submitted by Czar Val on Wed, 06/16/2004 - 11:27pm. Graffiti
Written on the Wittenburg Catherdral, Germany

"I found some chalk"
-written, strangely enough, in chalk, translated from German
Because theres been problems with this?
Submitted by Czar Val on Mon, 02/16/2004 - 10:59pm. Scenes
On the door to one of the drama rehersal rooms in the University of Calgary has a sign on it, which says this
Furniture is not(bolded, capitalized, underlined) to be disesembled.
Submitted by Czar Val on Mon, 01/19/2004 - 10:29am. Bizarre
Guy: See, I'm a wild and dangerous guy.
Girl: Are you, now?
Guy: Yes, and you know how you can tell? I have

~Some of the conversation that goes on, on bus 47
in the afternoon.

The best part is that on Friday he didn't take the bus. His mom picked him up early for an orthodontist appointment.
I feel so much better now.
Submitted by Czar Val on Wed, 12/10/2003 - 10:02pm. Funny
"Its okay not to want to spear people!!"

A boy, to his friends.
Bus 47-Calgary, Canada