September 10, 2004
Um...
"Maybe they're making sun-tea."
~My mom, on seeing a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew on the sidewalk outside our hotel
~My mom, on seeing a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew on the sidewalk outside our hotel
September 8, 2004
Um...
"What do YOU know about open-mouthed lips?"
~My mom, to my brother, while watching Return of the King
~My mom, to my brother, while watching Return of the King
My best friend's...
Um...
"my best friend's brother, is, like, this gourmet chef, and he made us these gourmet cookies..."
(overlapping after "gourmet chef")
"my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"
(pause)
"uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"
(overlapping after "gourmet chef")
"my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"
(pause)
"uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"
....This confuses me.
Um...
"It's my boobs, isn't it? 'cause they're huge and yours aren't?"
-Two girls at a football game for Whitehall-Yearling highschool
-Two girls at a football game for Whitehall-Yearling highschool
Brain Surgery = Picasso???
Um...
Woman: What is she getting her BA in again? medicine?
Man: Yeah... [pause] You know, I think it's like, what's that other thing called, again? humanities?
Woman: Oh yeah! That's it!
Man: Well they're pretty much the same anyway
Man and woman on the bus in Berkeley. Why doesn't *anyone* seem to know what a humanity subject is??
Man: Yeah... [pause] You know, I think it's like, what's that other thing called, again? humanities?
Woman: Oh yeah! That's it!
Man: Well they're pretty much the same anyway
Man and woman on the bus in Berkeley. Why doesn't *anyone* seem to know what a humanity subject is??
Polygamy and killing babies
Um...
"Hey, can you marry two people at once?"
"Um, no, that's polygamy. It's illegal."
"Oh, well, that's stupid! You should be able to do whatever you want, like kill children."
-my friend who seems to have a very vague understanding of civil liberties... and me, confused over dinner one night.
"Um, no, that's polygamy. It's illegal."
"Oh, well, that's stupid! You should be able to do whatever you want, like kill children."
-my friend who seems to have a very vague understanding of civil liberties... and me, confused over dinner one night.
August 27, 2004
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"...so, well, I really don't know what to do. You're telling me this and all I really keep hearing is that you love me, but you're in love with that hooker...No, you really think I would let you come home???? Gimmie a break, life is terrible for me b/c of you, and now it should be the same for you, only opposite."
---a woman on her cell, in a McDonalds in Avon, IN
---a woman on her cell, in a McDonalds in Avon, IN
August 25, 2004
Um...
"My mind is prettier when it's dumb than it is when it's stupid."
~My sister, in the middle of a conversation to me
~My sister, in the middle of a conversation to me
August 20, 2004
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"People hit my nose more than any other part of my body. That's why my nose is crooked."
~A girl at Extreme Faith, completely out of the blue
~A girl at Extreme Faith, completely out of the blue
August 20, 2004
Um...
"Whoa! I can lift the pool table up with my feet!"
~A girl at Extreme Faith, her sleeping bag unrolled underneath the pool table
~A girl at Extreme Faith, her sleeping bag unrolled underneath the pool table