Zombie friend
Submitted by Cathy Du Mox on Sun, 08/07/2005 - 12:55am. Bizarre
Guy 1: "Which one of your friends is best qualified to be a zombie?"

Guy 2: "I don't understand the criteria for being a zombie!"

Guy 1; "It's whatever you want!"

-two guys leaving the SUB at UVic
The one time that 'so's your mom' is not a good comeback
Submitted by NeKo on Sun, 07/17/2005 - 9:45am. Bizarre
"you're so weird"
"so's your mom"
"she's your mom too"
"oh, yeah. right."

-a brother and sister fighting in a car
I Cant Say What She Is
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Wed, 07/13/2005 - 2:58am. Bizarre
A young man chatting to his friend Scotty on the mobile:

Had a lovely evening in London last night, saw Paul. He’s off to Singapore to see a girl. She’s less than a girlfriend, but more than a ...... but I cant say that word as I’m on the train.

11th May 2004

Train, Victoria Station to Ramsgate, South East England
Pavement Press-ups
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Wed, 07/13/2005 - 2:36am. Bizarre
A wet and windy day. A man lies face down on the wet pavement, doing an idiosyncratic series of press-ups. This involves raising and lowering his upper body and keeping his legs flat against the ground.

30th May 2004

Hoe St, London E17
Bear The Builder
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Wed, 07/13/2005 - 2:14am. Bizarre
An articulated lorry waits in traffic. Seated in the passenger seat, wearing a yellow florescent jacket and hardhat, is a full size toy black bear.

27th April 2004

Regent Street, London W1
Which Way Do I Go ?
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Wed, 07/13/2005 - 1:50am. Bizarre
A bus approaches a roundabout and the female bus driver calls out to a group of schoolboys standing in the aisle:

Left or right ?

Slightly bemused they chorus:


A male passenger strikes up a conversation with her and she explains:

This is my first day out on my own on this route !

25th March 2004

W19 Bus, Wanstead Flats, London E12
The Flying Squirrelzinis
Submitted by zytka on Tue, 07/12/2005 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"You've gotta eat, man. Don't let those squirrels fuck with your diet and get your stomach all messed up. A man can't live on bugs and nuts for a year without suffering irreversible mental deterioration. It's a fact. God damn, if I had a bunch of squirrels, I'd buy a BIG TENT and start a traveling squirrel circus. Tiny little flying trapeze, squirrel clowns and a squirrel car. A squirrel cannon would be cool, too. You could probably fit about a hundred of those little irascible varmints in the barrel if you used a tamper."
— A guy ranting during a conversation which, I swear, started due to concern about how his friend in the London area was ok (San Francisco, CA)
Submitted by Courtz on Sun, 06/26/2005 - 12:46am. Bizarre
"Mate, Look at these hands, there pritty good for machanics hands ey..?"
"Yeh... so did you just arrive in echuca?"
"yeh, ive been watching grass grown for the last ****ing hour in rochie."
"oh ok... so what soap should we take out camping?"

Two 'rough' looking men in safeway (cosmetic isle)
I AM the Anony Mouse!
Submitted by Somnophobe on Thu, 06/23/2005 - 5:56pm. Bizarre
Received in the mail today: an advertizing circular addressed to

TOWNSVILLE, XX #####-####

I don't know if I should be amused or irritated, so I shall be amusitated... or perhaps irrimused...

Note: The last two lines in the address are made up for the protection of any would-be stalkers... were they to stalk me, they would likely die of boredom... or elipsis overdose.
Submitted by theMONDAYS on Tue, 06/21/2005 - 11:32am. Bizarre
\\\"Maybe they\\\'re just making up the pregnancy because they know i found out about the car!\\\"
-A breif part of the conversation between two obviously distressed women in their twenties.
overheard in an AJ\\\'s in Phoenix