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Two Signs (of the impending apocalypse?)
Scenes
1: A sign over a toilet in the shower/restroom trailer:
2: A sign along a walk-way that is frequently covered in mud:
Water non-potable. Do not drink!!! ⬇True enough, but couldn`t they have put the sign over by the sinks instead of inside one of the stalls?
2: A sign along a walk-way that is frequently covered in mud:
Caution! Mud and water do not mix!Huh? But, but... *sigh* nevermind...
Porta-potty Wisdom[?]
Graffiti
1: In the beginning GOD said ``Chuck Norris`` and there was light.
2: No, you got it all wrong; GOD asked CHUCK permission to turn on the lights.
3: There are some things you shouldn`t joke about.
4: Lighten up! Besides, GOD told me it was funny.
5: No, no; he`s right... You shouldn`t joke about Chuck... he might roundhouse you.
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All of these are written in different handwriting in a porta-potty somewhere in Iraq.
2: No, you got it all wrong; GOD asked CHUCK permission to turn on the lights.
3: There are some things you shouldn`t joke about.
4: Lighten up! Besides, GOD told me it was funny.
5: No, no; he`s right... You shouldn`t joke about Chuck... he might roundhouse you.
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All of these are written in different handwriting in a porta-potty somewhere in Iraq.
In which I discover myself to be a hypocrite...
Other
I read the following on another site I frequent:
``Americans continue to be baffled by the fact that the rest of the globe practices good manners and polite language.``
My immediate reaction was, ``Hey; f#@% you, buddy...``, thereby proving the point, to a degree.
*sigh*
``Americans continue to be baffled by the fact that the rest of the globe practices good manners and polite language.``
My immediate reaction was, ``Hey; f#@% you, buddy...``, thereby proving the point, to a degree.
*sigh*
True enough, I suppose...
Funny
"When somebody says stuff like, "The traffic is flamboyant!" and takes himself seriously, he's a moron!"
--Random field-grade officer, in a mess tent somewhere in Iraq.
--Random field-grade officer, in a mess tent somewhere in Iraq.
More bathroom humor...
Graffiti
Found on a portapotty wall somewhere in southern Iraq:
Do you know why it's always so windy here?
Because Kuwait sucks and Iraq blows.
Do you know why it's always so windy here?
Because Kuwait sucks and Iraq blows.
I AM the Anony Mouse!
Bizarre
Received in the mail today: an advertizing circular addressed to
RESIDENT
OR CURRENT RESIDENT
#### SOME STREET
TOWNSVILLE, XX #####-####
I don't know if I should be amused or irritated, so I shall be amusitated... or perhaps irrimused...
Note: The last two lines in the address are made up for the protection of any would-be stalkers... were they to stalk me, they would likely die of boredom... or elipsis overdose.
RESIDENT
OR CURRENT RESIDENT
#### SOME STREET
TOWNSVILLE, XX #####-####
I don't know if I should be amused or irritated, so I shall be amusitated... or perhaps irrimused...
Note: The last two lines in the address are made up for the protection of any would-be stalkers... were they to stalk me, they would likely die of boredom... or elipsis overdose.
4:00 a.m. at Denny's
Funny
Guy 1: ...and then let's go home and watch C-Span... make fun of the Pope's hat...
Guy 2: *mutters something incomprehensible*
Guy 1: Hey, did you ever notice that the higher in position you go in church, the bigger your hat gets?
Guy 3: Yeah. I bet God wears a huge sombrero.
Guy 2: With tassels?
Guy 3: *laughs* Yeah.
--Three out of a group of six guys, five of which looked fairly hammered, and the sixth, bored and tired.
Guy 2: *mutters something incomprehensible*
Guy 1: Hey, did you ever notice that the higher in position you go in church, the bigger your hat gets?
Guy 3: Yeah. I bet God wears a huge sombrero.
Guy 2: With tassels?
Guy 3: *laughs* Yeah.
--Three out of a group of six guys, five of which looked fairly hammered, and the sixth, bored and tired.
I saw nary a Finn.
Ironic
You can feel that?!?
Tragic
"...or anything that has a white texture..."
One of the several examples of misused words used today by a professional lecturer.
I would have caught more examples, but I was too busy trying to decipher what she was trying to say from what she actually said. It didn't help at all that she kept giving us 'Pacific' examples.
One of the several examples of misused words used today by a professional lecturer.
I would have caught more examples, but I was too busy trying to decipher what she was trying to say from what she actually said. It didn't help at all that she kept giving us 'Pacific' examples.
Oh Jesus...
Um...
"Before Jesus, you had to go to a priest to tell him your sins, and the priest would go to the Holy of Holies, and everyone would know your business. You couldn't just talk to God."
"Yeah, that would be like jumping Chain of Command."
"Yeah, but Jesus died to cut out the middleman."
--Two soldiers of a group of about ten, taking a short break in the motor pool.
"Yeah, that would be like jumping Chain of Command."
"Yeah, but Jesus died to cut out the middleman."
--Two soldiers of a group of about ten, taking a short break in the motor pool.