"...and when that debate was going on, we all had our modems turned up as high as they could go!"

- CEO at annual donor luncheon

You know, St. Charles is one of the fastest growing counties in the country, demographically.

There's a chance that if we choose to endorse a candidate next year, that candidate will be a memeber of one party, and not the other.

- Board Chair, at a meeting to discuss whether our PAC should endorse a candidate in the presidential election

Man to young daughter at bookstore:

"No honey - let's save that for after later."

Is this the new parents phrase for "not right now?" When, exactly does it get to be "after later?"

Two colleagues making up questions for an HIV awareness test.

Colleague #1: How about "Do you know if your HIV status is positive or negative?"
Colleague #2: Isn't HIV always negative?
Colleague #1: Well...logistically, yes.

Security Guard: "What were they yelling at you?"
Me: "They told me that God hates hands that shed innocent blood."
Security guard: "Well, tell THEM that God don't hate. So now we're mutual."

Commentary on anti-abortion protesters