If it's any consolation, I ignore Him, too.
Submitted by Saint on Wed, 06/01/2005 - 9:21pm. Bizarre
"I'm so disappointed. Nobody has noticed I'm God, yet. Not one person."

--a fellow associate who either got a big promotion or went off the deep end. Wal-Mart, Cortez, CO.
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Homer:
Posted by Mike on Fri, 06/03/2005 - 8:37am.
"God is powerful, but also insecure, like Barbara Streisand before James Brolin. Oh, he's been a rock."

[edit: oh, and if he really is God, please do me a favor and ask him if this is true.]
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Wal-mart: evil-er than ever
Posted by NeKo on Thu, 06/02/2005 - 1:15pm.
see? that's what working at wal-mart does to you...
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