Exciting new flavours
Scenes
Doing some grocery shopping today, walked past a display of crisps that included Roast Ox flavour.
And now I'm just thinking "how do they know..."
Steam
Scenes
"I can't beleive you are wearing an Atreyu tee shirt. That band sucks."
"What did you just say to me?"
"I said Atreyu sucks.
"Take that back, you fucking futureless dropout!"
"No way, ho."
"You are gonna burn forever in hell for that!"
-A girl covered in Atreyu merch who stomped out without her food and with steam gushing out her ears and the cashier at Chik-Fil-A
in L.A.
"What did you just say to me?"
"I said Atreyu sucks.
"Take that back, you fucking futureless dropout!"
"No way, ho."
"You are gonna burn forever in hell for that!"
-A girl covered in Atreyu merch who stomped out without her food and with steam gushing out her ears and the cashier at Chik-Fil-A
in L.A.
See also: ironic.
Scenes
Seen:
A car at driving the wrong way in a DMV parking lot.
Seen:
A driver's training instructor parked illegally across a driveway.
A car at driving the wrong way in a DMV parking lot.
Seen:
A driver's training instructor parked illegally across a driveway.
Maybe she was from Beverly Hills and didn't want to lose her way in the dark 'woods.
Scenes
Seen:
A woman about forty-five, walking down the street in Brentwood, dressed in expensive clothes with high heels and her nose comically turned up, holding a piece of paper, tearing off tiny pieces and dropping them on the sidewalk behind her.
A woman about forty-five, walking down the street in Brentwood, dressed in expensive clothes with high heels and her nose comically turned up, holding a piece of paper, tearing off tiny pieces and dropping them on the sidewalk behind her.
Gee, that's one lucky dog
Scenes
Two old men driving a car with a bumper sticker that said, "We're staying together for the sake of the dog".
At sea
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Seen on S. 10th Street in Tacoma WA at 11 pm:
A large group of girls, all wrapped in blankets, standing in a small boat which was parked on a trailer at curbside. Just standing there. In a boat. In the street. At 11 on a Thursday night.
A large group of girls, all wrapped in blankets, standing in a small boat which was parked on a trailer at curbside. Just standing there. In a boat. In the street. At 11 on a Thursday night.
Elephant slapping
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"What kind of animal did she slap?"
"An elephant."
"Was it inside or outside?"
"Outside. She just walked out of the enclosure, slapped it, and walked back in."
"What did the elephant do?"
"He turned down his ears and looked at her strange."
--two women walking past me in Golden Gate Park as I ate my lunch
"An elephant."
"Was it inside or outside?"
"Outside. She just walked out of the enclosure, slapped it, and walked back in."
"What did the elephant do?"
"He turned down his ears and looked at her strange."
--two women walking past me in Golden Gate Park as I ate my lunch
I'd say it was fitting...
Scenes
Seen: a tractor-trailer (or as they say in England, a lorry) with a bumper sticker that read "Girls Show Me Your Hooters".
Seen a moment later: my son pulling up his shirt and pressing his chest against the window as we passed the truck.
Okay, so maybe I did teach him that...
Seen a moment later: my son pulling up his shirt and pressing his chest against the window as we passed the truck.
Okay, so maybe I did teach him that...
"i'm the king of the woooooorld!"
Scenes
seen:
a car driving around in blakesburg, IA with an enTIRE snowman on the roof of the car.
heh.
a car driving around in blakesburg, IA with an enTIRE snowman on the roof of the car.
heh.
Synchronicity
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Seen in my neighborhood last night (San Diego, 3/16/04):
A Jeep screeching down a residential road at Mach 2 with Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" blaring from the radio at 120 decibles.
No, I didn't actually measure either of those values.
A Jeep screeching down a residential road at Mach 2 with Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" blaring from the radio at 120 decibles.
No, I didn't actually measure either of those values.