Come and get it
Submitted by danieljustin on Thu, 04/07/2005 - 10:05pm. Scenes
After discussing a recent Burger King commercial featuring Darius Rucker, and wondering if there was an ironic twist to the song, a woman with a large behind at 999 Bishop street in Honolulu, Hawaii exclaimed, to everyone in the elevator to "Come and get it."
Bunny suit
Submitted by NeKo on Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:56am. Scenes
seen: girl wandering around the school in a bunny suit.

note: this happened nowhere near halloween or easter
Raised by tiny, nervous dogs
Submitted by NeKo on Mon, 02/07/2005 - 11:02am. Scenes
seen: a girl sticking her head out of the passenger-side window of a passing car, barking at people the car passes.
I Don't Think I Want To Know
Submitted by Apple on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 7:51am. Scenes
A man in a black trench coat, after putting a length of rope and a gun (don't know make or model) into his briefcase, checks some photos then walks calmly into the Bank One building.

He was either one very pissed off bank employee or customer, or I will be put into the witness protection program for being able to identify a Mob hitman. Yikes! This is what I get for letting Mr Man force me to ride along to pay the insurance when I have the flu.

"You really need the fresh air, Apple. What could possibly happen??"

Bah! He should know better than to tempt Fate! *G*
Santa's got some issues
Submitted by AFSP on Sat, 11/27/2004 - 8:32am. Scenes
One shop in the high street has a lifesized animatronic Santa outside, the kind that sings and "dances" and tends to attract fascinated little kids. This is slightly creepy in itself, but not all that noteworthy. However, I was walking past it today and noticed a sign pinned to its stomach. Presumably this was meant to stop it being damaged by over-curious passers by, but the wording was rather unsettling.
The sign said:

Exciting new flavours
Submitted by AFSP on Mon, 10/18/2004 - 1:33pm. Scenes
Doing some grocery shopping today, walked past a display of crisps that included Roast Ox flavour. And now I'm just thinking "how do they know..."
Submitted by Origin_Of_Lies_ on Tue, 09/28/2004 - 5:17am. Scenes
"I can't beleive you are wearing an Atreyu tee shirt. That band sucks."

"What did you just say to me?"

"I said Atreyu sucks.

"Take that back, you fucking futureless dropout!"

"No way, ho."

"You are gonna burn forever in hell for that!"

-A girl covered in Atreyu merch who stomped out without her food and with steam gushing out her ears and the cashier at Chik-Fil-A
in L.A.
See also: ironic.
Submitted by smokingjames on Thu, 08/26/2004 - 8:07pm. Scenes

A car at driving the wrong way in a DMV parking lot.


A driver's training instructor parked illegally across a driveway.
Maybe she was from Beverly Hills and didn't want to lose her way in the dark 'woods.
Submitted by smokingjames on Wed, 08/18/2004 - 3:14pm. Scenes

A woman about forty-five, walking down the street in Brentwood, dressed in expensive clothes with high heels and her nose comically turned up, holding a piece of paper, tearing off tiny pieces and dropping them on the sidewalk behind her.
Gee, that's one lucky dog
Submitted by easylistener on Thu, 08/05/2004 - 8:04pm. Scenes
Two old men driving a car with a bumper sticker that said, "We're staying together for the sake of the dog".