Well, honey, you'll just have to go rip up a book or something
Submitted by easylistener on Tue, 10/12/2004 - 8:52pm. Funny
Parents: Please do NOT let children fill the toilets with toilet paper.

Sign in washroom (restroom for the non-Canadians) of Cochrane, AB library
Talking to goats
Submitted by easylistener on Sat, 08/21/2004 - 11:52am. Funny
My sister: "Look at his udder!"
Me: "If it has an udder, it's probably a 'she'."
My sister, to the goat: "Ha, ha; joke's on you!"

Fun times in the barn at the Northwest Washington Fair in Lynden, Washington.
Gee, that's one lucky dog
Submitted by easylistener on Thu, 08/05/2004 - 8:04pm. Scenes
Two old men driving a car with a bumper sticker that said, "We're staying together for the sake of the dog".
I wanted to hug him
Submitted by easylistener on Mon, 07/05/2004 - 11:47pm. Beautiful
Seen on a beautiful summer morning:
A middle-aged security guard walking along the Skytrain platform, stopping to give a rose to every elderly woman waiting for the train and saying, "Have a wonderful day!"
Canada Day (07.01.04)
Submitted by easylistener on Sun, 07/04/2004 - 11:02pm. Funny
"It wasn't a hurricane, but there were psychotic winds."

--Woman at the Langley, BC airport fireworks
Upward
Submitted by easylistener on Fri, 06/11/2004 - 8:54pm. Beautiful
It's nice to know everyone's wakening inward. And upward.

--Woman getting off the bus in Vancouver, British Columbia.