Elephant slapping
Submitted by speling champeen on Thu, 05/13/2004 - 11:29am. Scenes
"What kind of animal did she slap?"
"An elephant."
"Was it inside or outside?"
"Outside. She just walked out of the enclosure, slapped it, and walked back in."
"What did the elephant do?"
"He turned down his ears and looked at her strange."
--two women walking past me in Golden Gate Park as I ate my lunch
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Good ol' shel...
Posted by steff on Fri, 05/14/2004 - 10:52pm.
ELETELEPHONY
by Shel Silverstein, from "Where The Sidewalk Ends"

once there was an elephant
who tried to use the telephant;
no no, I mean an elephone
who tried to use the telephone.
(Dear me I am not certain quite
that even now i've got it right)
how e'r it was he got his trunk
entangled in the telephunk
the more he tried to get it free,
the louder buzzed the telephee.
(i fear i'd better quit this song
of elehop and telephong.)

(link not a silverstein site, and of a "mostly" work safe nature)
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"why... i don't know!"
Posted by steff on Fri, 05/14/2004 - 11:11am.
was it an african elephant or an asian elephant?
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"i'd
Posted by tim on Fri, 05/14/2004 - 11:17am.
wrap him up in cellephunt"
Sorry still one of my favorite phrases
--" The torture never stops"--
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