Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 11/05/2004 - 8:03am. Bizarre
There is an obvious stench within the family car on the way to the football game.....

Jessie: Ew, Jared, did you fart?
Jared: What? I said 'excuse me' in my head!
When international borders begin to blend......
Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 11/05/2004 - 7:46am. Funny
Mom: Alright guys, where do you wanna go for dinner?
Jenna: I want chinese.
Jared: Ew, no.
Jessie: I want Wendy's.
Mom: Jared, where do you wanna go?
Jared: I dont care, as long as we dont go to any chinese place, like Taco Bell.

Obviously a little confused...
Ahh...young love
Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 8:47am. Funny
Cat: So we were at the dance, and he asked me to dance almost every song. This kid really liked me.
Jenna: Did you like him?
Cat: Well yeah, kinda. So all of a sudden, he starts kissing me in the middle of the dance floor in front of everyone. This is like the 9th grade, and I hate kissing in front of other people.
Sarah: So what did you do? Did you stop him?
Cat: Well I didnt really know how.
Rae: I know, its hard, you just gotta kinda pull away slowly.
Cat: Or try to bite their tongue off.
Jenna: WHAT? Cat, you tried to bite the kid's tongue off??
Cat: I didnt know what else to do!
Sarah: Did it work?
Cat: Not really.
Rae: What if he thought you were being kinky or something?
Jenna: Cat, I cant believe you tried to bite his tongue.
Cat: Guys! I didnt know what to do! I didnt want him kissing me in front of all those people! ACK! I never should have told you guys!

One of the very interesting lunch conversations with the Big Ol Christian Quad
Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 8:30am. Funny
sitting at dinner one evening...
Rae: I'm going to get another cookie. Sarah, do you want one?
Sarah: Yeah, sure.
Rae: Jenna, do you want one?
Jenna: No thanks, I'm gunna go get some ice cream.

Rae then comes back with three cookies

Jenna: So you wanted two more, eh?
Rae: No, I got one for you cause I knew you'de look at mine and ask to have a bite, so here.

Rae throws bits of cookie at Jenna, and it lands on the table in front of her boobs.

Sarah: Right, cause Jenna's boobs are gunna eat cookies.
Rae: No, she just likes milk with her cookies.
Submitted by sleepint0dream on Fri, 10/15/2004 - 7:17am. Um...
Rae: Wait, do we use a colon there? I never know how to use them...
Jenna: Me neither, I just know we have one.
(several minutes of laughter and strange glances)
Rae: Wait, are you talking about the body part?

in the computer lab at about 10pm last night. i still dont know how to use a colon.