11 January 2005
Submitted by eve on Tue, 01/11/2005 - 1:33am. Beautiful
"Did you see that? What that Hummer just did? Why do I get moving violations and that guy zooms off?"
"Well, I think that's technically legal. Though not advised, and kind of a dick thing to do. Kind of like driving a Hummer, I guess."
--Two guys talking on Oxford st
30 December 2004
Submitted by eve on Thu, 12/30/2004 - 8:43pm. Beautiful
"Sure, for values of 'neat' that involve you not getting your security deposit back."
--A girl to a guy walking down Fulton st
19 December 2004
Submitted by eve on Sun, 12/19/2004 - 5:38pm. Funny
"When he said he wouldn't recommend French wine out of protest I was like, fine, and I'll have a side of freedom fries to go with that. But then when he said that real mulled wine had pineapple and maraschino cherries in it I was like, dude, go on hating the French. Because they all hate you for what you've done to vin chaud."
--A girl talking to another girl at Andronico's.
1 December 2004
Submitted by eve on Wed, 12/01/2004 - 11:02am. Funny
"People never say, 'oh yeah, remember that cult I was in? I met her there.'"
--A guy talking on a cell phone at SFO
6 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 11/06/2004 - 2:08pm. Bizarre
"Yeah, I was woken up at 4am when her boyfriend went to the bathroom. I tell you tall guys? Farther to fall, much louder in the bowl. I'm serious."
--A girl talking at the next table over at Tsing Tao
5 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 11/05/2004 - 1:52pm. Funny
"At first I thought he was high, but it turned out he was just a Scientologist."
"Huh. I don't really know much about them."
"Oh, there's a lot there. I thought you were the religion guru?"
"No, the only unusual religions I really know a lot about are the ones that South Park has made fun of."
--Two guys talking on AC Transit
2 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 11/02/2004 - 2:41pm. News
You probably don't need me to remind you, but...


Voting! It's so hip, and yet so worthwhile. You can find out where at this site, or at this site if the first one is overloaded.
1 November 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 11/01/2004 - 2:19pm. Funny
"How was the party?"
"We had two different girls, and one guy who dressed as Ashlee Simpson. Brown wig and a tape recorder."
"Oh. Closet fans in mourning."
--Two guys at Safeway
25 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 10/25/2004 - 8:05am. Beautiful
"Oh, sure. Go on, invoke that wrath. Brilliant."
--A guy to a girl at Mars
22 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 10/22/2004 - 7:58am. Wisdom
"I hate to say it, but have you considered transferring your affections to a team with less of a suck factor? "
"No, see, that's the problem. Once the local guys lose, then I automatically root for whoever's the underdog."
"Oh, so you're screwed by design, then. You should reconsider that. Might be a less frustrating experience."
--A girl and a guy at Andronico's