I Don't Think I Want To Know
Submitted by Apple on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 7:51am. Scenes
A man in a black trench coat, after putting a length of rope and a gun (don't know make or model) into his briefcase, checks some photos then walks calmly into the Bank One building.

He was either one very pissed off bank employee or customer, or I will be put into the witness protection program for being able to identify a Mob hitman. Yikes! This is what I get for letting Mr Man force me to ride along to pay the insurance when I have the flu.

"You really need the fresh air, Apple. What could possibly happen??"

Bah! He should know better than to tempt Fate! *G*
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This is what cell phones are for.
Posted by steff on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 10:04am.
"hello? police??"

oddly, i just saw a man in a black trench coat buying rope and a gun at a gun show in des moines this weekend. hrmmm....
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Whoa
Posted by Apple on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 4:26pm.
How very totally odd. And small world-ish.

I didn't have the use of a cell phone at the time. Or a pen. Mr Man seems to think this was my medication making me see things or something. Like that ever happens. *G*


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Hmph.
Posted by steff on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 10:14pm.
well, i wasn't on medication at the time. so... i dunno.

i was, however, honestly at a gun show. i even bought a silly t-shirt to prove it. ok, no, actually i just thought the t-shirt was funny. i WANTED to buy the tommy-gun already spiffily packed in its own violin case, but couldn't afford it. heh.

and "hee!" on the rope show thing. you'd be amazed at what you can buy at a gun show, though. i've picked up everything from rings and t-shirts to herbs and used books, arrowheads and incense. this one even had those klassy velvet paintings, a snooty dog food booth, and of course the ubiquitous elk jerky.

and guns.

(just out of curiosity, what, precisely, were you going to do with the pen?)
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Pen
Posted by Apple on Thu, 01/20/2005 - 6:13am.
Draw his picture?? *G* No, seriously, I'm a rotten artist. I'd have written down his license plate and car description.


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Ah.
Posted by steff on Thu, 01/20/2005 - 10:53am.
didn't realize you'd seen his car. probably wasn't his anyway (assassin rule #7 "never drive your own car, you moron"), but i understand now.

and here i was hoping you knew how to make an incapacitating long-range super neat weapon out of a normal ballpoint pen. ...and, you know, that you would show me. heh.
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Wait a minute
Posted by hypoxic on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 10:36am.
you were at a gun show?!?!??

Cool.
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That's not fair
Posted by Mori on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 10:42am.
why aren't there any rope shows?

~Mori
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Aren't they
Posted by Jon on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 11:03am.
Aren't those called 'rodeos'? *g*
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