Does it come in green?
Submitted by Mori on Tue, 05/03/2005 - 5:01pm. Graffiti
Seen written into the brownish/gray dust on the back of a schoolbus:
"Also available in yellow"

~Austin, TX
"WWJBD?"
Submitted by umrguy on Sun, 04/17/2005 - 8:26pm. Graffiti
"What Would Jimmy Buffett Do?"

- Men's room wall of The Grotto
Warm Underwear
Submitted by Daniel Lehan on Wed, 04/06/2005 - 10:45pm. Graffiti
Written on an underground map in the train, in thick black ink, just below where Euston Square station is marked

FUR PANTS

1st August 2003

Central Line, London
Improvement
Submitted by zytka on Sat, 03/19/2005 - 12:58am. Graffiti
"Well, it's a better worst-case scenario than yesterday."
— written on a cubicle outside my office (Emeryville, CA)
Let me check my appointments...
Submitted by peegee on Wed, 10/06/2004 - 5:24am. Graffiti
"Interested in time travel ? If so, meet me here yesterday."

A clever piece of good ol' restroom grafitti at our university cafeteria.
Warning, offensive
Submitted by copperhead on Wed, 09/29/2004 - 8:36pm. Graffiti
a lot of people might not see the humor in this, so let me start off by saying why i think it's funny. 1 how often can you sing offensive men's room graffiti? 2 between composing it and writing it, this guy must have stayed on the crapper for days.

"for all the guys who've been screwed by mara c:

mara the homie bitch
she'll make your privates itch
but for a tank of gas
she'll let you go up her ass
she's mara the homie bitch!

mara the pop-eyed whore
she'll suck you off and more
just give her a rock
and she'll ride your cock
she's mara the pop-eyed whore!

thank you and good night!"
Missing the piggy pink point.
Submitted by anxious on Tue, 09/07/2004 - 10:20pm. Graffiti
"Der Schinken ist Nicht die seife!"

--written on the blackboard of my otherwise terribly dry philosophy class. Translated from German it means (according to dictionary.com) "the ham is not soaps"
Oh my.
Submitted by AnathemaDevice on Fri, 09/03/2004 - 8:19pm. Graffiti
"Jayson Palmer loves Stacie Palmer forever. We shagged here once 8/5/00"
-On the tombstone of James W. H. Patterson, died 1877, located in the Necropolis in Glasgow, Scotland.
While you were out
Submitted by zytka on Sat, 08/21/2004 - 2:43am. Graffiti
"general hospital is still on the air,
sharon osbourne has a talk show,
and race walking is an olympic event.

unemployment is both educational and fascinating."
— printout of an email posted on an office door (Alameda, CA)
I wish i could learn how to turn my amor on.
Submitted by anxious on Tue, 08/17/2004 - 4:09pm. Graffiti
"if your reading this, your a moron!!!"
--written on the wall of a Cold Stone. I made the appropriate corrections, and drew a little smiley face.