"Papier pour tout... scalp."
--Written on several walls in the 11eme arrondissement, Paris

"What happened to the message about bubble gum!? That's been here since I was a kid!"
--Some meta-graffiti in the restroom at La Val's pizza

"Last Tuesday's meeting of the Apathy Society has been cancelled."
--Written on the bathroom wall at Coffee Source

"Who can explain protein synthesis?"
"It's the work of the devil!"
--Two messages scrawled on the wall near a desk in a remote corner of the library

"Grout Hog Day"
"Grout Minds Think Alike"
"A-grout Face!"
"Sausage and Sourgrout"
"Oscar the Grout"
"Shadow of a Grout"
"Grout of Africa"
"There's Something Agrout Mary"
"National Coming Grout Day"
"If I was in Canada, would I say 'groot?'"
--Written in various handwriting, between the tiles of the restroom wall in Moffit Library.

"Greek Poo, no thank you."
--written in tidy letters on the side of a College Ave garbage can

"Ezkeiel with the shaved head used to be Elijah with the shaved legs."
--Written on the wall of the women's restroom in Raleigh's

"Ivan is a froot bat!"
--Written on the wall in the women's restroom of Au Coquelet Cafe

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You know, I'm starting to suspect that, subconsciously, I'll choose certain cafes over others to study at, when I feel the graffiti section is a little low. I wonder if that's cheating?

"But someday you'll find that most isn't as many as you'd think."
--Written on a toilet paper dispenser in the women's restroom of Au Coquelet Cafe, in response to something else that was illegible.

"The Grout Gatsby.""
"Frosted Flakes, they're grrrrout!"
"Twist and Grout."
"Grout, damned spot!"
"All a-grout Eve."
"The Groutsiders."
"*sigh* Writing in the cracks is so infanTILE."

--Writings on the bathroom wall of Doe Library