Just so you know...
Submitted by scarletstarlet on Sun, 11/07/2004 - 6:09pm. Funny
"yeah, i was just taking a piss...

well, i was sitting down...

you get lazy.....you know?"

-my neighbor on his cell phone
An anatomy lesson
Submitted by scarletstarlet on Mon, 09/13/2004 - 6:20pm. Funny
Two college boys across the hall:

"Dude, I can make my boobs like bigger than girls"

"Uh, but that's not boobs, that's like your..diaphram..."
My best friend's...
Submitted by scarletstarlet on Tue, 09/07/2004 - 4:28pm. Um...
"my best friend's brother, is, like, this gourmet chef, and he made us these gourmet cookies..."

(overlapping after "gourmet chef")

"my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"


"uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"