Just so you know...
Funny
"yeah, i was just taking a piss...
well, i was sitting down...
you get lazy.....you know?"
-my neighbor on his cell phone
well, i was sitting down...
you get lazy.....you know?"
-my neighbor on his cell phone
An anatomy lesson
Funny
Two college boys across the hall:
"Dude, I can make my boobs like bigger than girls"
"Uh, but that's not boobs, that's like your..diaphram..."
"Dude, I can make my boobs like bigger than girls"
"Uh, but that's not boobs, that's like your..diaphram..."
My best friend's...
Um...
"my best friend's brother, is, like, this gourmet chef, and he made us these gourmet cookies..."
(overlapping after "gourmet chef")
"my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"
(pause)
"uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"
(overlapping after "gourmet chef")
"my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"
(pause)
"uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"