Mystery Science Theatre: Eragon Edition
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Fri, 12/22/2006 - 11:57am. Funny
*Eragon is walking over to something that looks like a small chest on a table.*

\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed are your cousin\\\'s testicles.\\\"

*Eragon removes the cloth covering to reaveal that it is actually a book.*

\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a picture of your cousin\\\'s testicles, which we have removed.\\\"

*Eragon opens the book, to reveal text and pictures of dragons.*

-slight pause-

\\\"Dear Eragon, enclosed is a description of how we removed your cousin\\\'s testicles!\\\"

-My boyfriend, Sean, doing Mystery Science Theatre type commentary on the new movie Eragon. What made it even more hilarious for me was the fact that I was going to say the last one, but he beat me to it!
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